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Question which is making me too curious not to ask - in Lesbian Chess, what is the win condition?
I'm not sure if it would be taking both/all opposing queens, taking one queen, etc. Whether players have to call 'check' if a queen is threatened or the final queen is threatened is also unclear, though scrapping the rule is fine (I'm actually for removing check/checkmate from regular chess and replace the whole thing with 'just take the king').
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If one has to take all opposing queens, that definitely makes promotion powerful for survival / critical to prevent happening beyond the 2nd as stated in your promotion rule (or a massive liability if not a single queen may fall).
Conversely, if one wins by taking just one queen then it adds many high-risk dynamics to invoking a queen as a powerful piece, since it would be fatal to position the pair of queens such that the opponent can threaten both with one supported piece (or unsupported knight), or by moving a piece to threaten one which previously was blocking a threat to the other.
The object of Lesbian Chess is to kill all your opponents. ...or make them surrender if they can't escape. If they can make 5 moves [run away] when given no other option.... it's a draw.
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Left Queen 2 is the pawn in front of the left Queen faggot! Move it forward 2 spaces. Although I will accept left Queen designated [Q1] and the move thus reading [Q1] 2 to [Q1] 4. With [Q2] being the right Queen.
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[–] elcob32 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I refuse to play as black. Find someone else.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
haha... you have to.
[–] LordHuggington 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
I don't know - this looks like it could be a fun variant of chess. It's OK to try new things for recreation and learning.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'll post an image of your next move.
You will probably beat me if you know how to play chess. I'm not all that good.
[–] Gingercuntfirecrotch 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How would you know who won considering you’re both playing for the same thing. First king down? Second? First piece?
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Winner is the last man standing.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
make your move, cunt boy.
[–] 18284791? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://imgoat.com/uploads/79d472a848/212149.png
You Game?
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago
https://files.catbox.moe/77vx1s.png
...your move, sweetheart.
[–] 18286414? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
https://imgoat.com/uploads/79d472a848/212154.png I'm not editing out my url bar for all of these, guess the apps
[–] crazyjuan 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://files.catbox.moe/hlbear.png
This will probably take a while - can we spread it out over a couple of days?
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Long as you want, brother.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
1.4 hours later.... Take your time. After all, neither you nor me have ever participated in a lesbian death match.
...My queens are coming for your queens.
https://files.catbox.moe/hehvsb.png
[–] crazyjuan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
https://files.catbox.moe/wghb4u.png
Fight me!
[–] green_man 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
> flips table
[–] varialus 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
https://imgoat.com/uploads/79d472a848/212119.png
[–] green_man 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
> retcon flips.png
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Stop being such a pussy.
Here.... Here is a starting game with your precious WHITE being on the right side of the table. ...jesus.
https://files.catbox.moe/te2w2p.png
[–] SithEmpire 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Question which is making me too curious not to ask - in Lesbian Chess, what is the win condition?
I'm not sure if it would be taking both/all opposing queens, taking one queen, etc. Whether players have to call 'check' if a queen is threatened or the final queen is threatened is also unclear, though scrapping the rule is fine (I'm actually for removing check/checkmate from regular chess and replace the whole thing with 'just take the king').
Also:
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The REAL object of Lesbian Chess is to make your opponent grovel in surrender.
Crush your enemy... See them scatter before you. Listen to the lamentations of their pawns.
[–] varialus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Original post stated that's it's a fight to the death. That means you have to kill all the opponents' pieces.
[–] rejectedfromreddit ago
Calling check wouldn't work. The king is distance-limited and can't generally kill the attacker if they're more than a square away.
Queens would have to be a trade in this system, so it would fail without a massive oversight on one side.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
The object of Lesbian Chess is to kill all your opponents. ...or make them surrender if they can't escape. If they can make 5 moves [run away] when given no other option.... it's a draw.
[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Left Queen 2 to left Queen 4
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago
Left Queen [Q1] to left Queen 4 is not a possible move. Q1 has a pawn blocking her path.
[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Left Queen 2 is the pawn in front of the left Queen faggot! Move it forward 2 spaces. Although I will accept left Queen designated [Q1] and the move thus reading [Q1] 2 to [Q1] 4. With [Q2] being the right Queen.
[–] Tinfoil_Kippah 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
e5
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
e5 means nothing.
You can't move any piece to e5 if the fucking game board was divided into 1-8 and A-H.
YOU'RE BANNED FOR LIFE bye
[–] varialus 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fuck you; your colors are upside down. Pawn to E5, faggot.