Oh my do these courthouse security guards get upset when you call them assholes !
Visited a courthouse to file another Picasso court filing and the courthouse security would not let me in with a metallic item.
So I go outside and dump it in a bush, intending on retrieving it when I come out.
And then I go back in..pass through security OK, so I thought. Then an asshole asked me "where did you put the metal item?"
Well, thelma doesn't respond to verbal questions or command (like a cat--why I post on ShitPostLitterBox) but I do inform the guy I'm a litigant there to file papers in a pending case and, as such, only I, among the two of us, have the right to be at the courthouse.
The guy asked me where I put my metal item ... I refuse to answer and he says I cannot come in. Wrong answer to thelma. I told him either I get access or I will place him under citizen's arrest. Fuuuuck he never heard that before. "Hold on, I'm getting my Supv."
I'm waiting inside by the entrance and complaining about my delay of filing these most important papers. They tell me wait outside....plethora of obscenity by thelma as I'm leaving to await the Supv.
Nig nog comes going to "teach thelma a lesson". I complain that the guy was trying to convert an administrative search into a criminal one and I cannot stand for that. I then pop up my audio recording device and await his response.
"Oh, I see you're recording. You can go in as long as you pass through the screening process w/o setting off the metal detector." Even the stupid nig nog knows the difference between an administrative search vs. criminal one.
I went right in...the other guards were not happy...I prayed for them to step in my direction so I could thelma-ize them.
Filed my papers and left. I'll follow up with the super head nig nog soon.