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[–] FridayJones 9 points -8 points (+1|-9) ago 

You moved to Vermont to marry your couch and make an honest sofa out of her.

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[–] con77 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

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[–] FridayJones 8 points -8 points (+0|-8) ago 

Ah, so you're a gymfag. Go read weight lifting magazines and jack off to the pictures, or maybe flirt with the guy at the Curl Machine using that big mirror that you only find in fag gyms and ballet studios.