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[–] Demonsweat2 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm dreading jury duty this month.

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[–] thelma [S] 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Fuck, you got jury duty ?

Lucky bastard. Lucky lucky lucky.

Last time, oh the guy was 10000% guilty, I refused to convict, saying my vote was not guilty.

Judge went ape-shit. When he was done with his tirade I asked him if he was recently divorced. He told me to get the fuck out of his courtroom.

Never called back since. Pretty sure I'm on "a list". I tell everyone to find everyone not guilty until laws made illegally are voided.

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[–] edistojim 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sat on a jury in magistrates court a couple of years ago, mostly small shit, civil stuff but had plenty of moving traffic violations too. The cops were a joke. Anyone that would ask for a jury trial because they said they absolutely were not speeding, reckless driving ect got let go. Funny as hell.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thank you for your service to the Constitution, and to my freedom.

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[–] lanre ago 

What did divorce have to do with it?

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[–] thelma [S] 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Oh, and you get to run around the courthouse saying "I'm a jurist, don't fucking talk to me asshole!" to everyone..even other jurists.