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[–] Locked_Account 1 point 45 points (+46|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Nice advertisement to get more neighbors and less frogs. First rule of fight club.

NYC IS AWESOME!!! DALLAS TX IS GREAT!!!! I LOVE LA!!!!

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[–] JeffsNuts 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

lol...I had a liberal friend complaining to me about city life one day. I started telling her how great it was living out in Amish country with the quiet and the stars at night and friendly, peaceful neighbors. Then the same thought hit me....I don't want this nitwit bringing her cancerous world views out here, so I told her the bad part is we're still on dial-up internet and she bought it.

"OMG I COULDN'T DEAL WITH THAT" blah blah blah.

she made fun of me about it a couple times that night and I just kind of did a drink tip like Leo Decaprio in that meme each time.

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[–] Black_Phillip 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Women are retarded. Just dangle any lack of resources and they run.

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[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm in literal Amish country. They built me a shed and a new kitchen. The only shitty part is their horses shitting on the shoulder of the highway sometimes.

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[–] 17623133? ago  (edited ago)

We are in Mormon country. The biggest event in spring is the Timber Days, with log throwing events and riding lawnmower races.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I left an extremely cucked area about five years ago. I now live in an environment of peace, comfort and safety previously not possible.

Every so often, "friends" and familial relations hit me up to see how I'm doing. I always whine about how bad I miss it and I wanna move back. Sometimes they rip on me for being "stupid" enough to leave. I do not argue with them.

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[–] shrink ago 

I don't see why you'd bother to lie about it, unless it somehow helps avoid hurting their feelings in some way.

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[–] chirogonemd 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Amen, man. I don't want to convince anyone how good the country is.

It's coming at some point anyway. When the cities get bad enough, they'll start spilling over. I have already seen it happening to some spots near me, which used to be good places.

I want to enjoy the country for as long as I can.

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[–] worthlesshope 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

white flight 2.0

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[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow.. what kinda fucking dork upvotes a post like this?

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[–] ArielQflip 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Frogs show health of water nearby. Scaly toads and smooth frogs rule!!!!!

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[–] TheBookWasBetter [S] 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Yeah, these have 2 legs and are heterosexual.

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[–] OutragedForNoReason 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

and are heterosexual.

How did you figure that one out ?

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[–] 17623165? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

knee-deep knee-deep rib it rib it

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[–] Ken_bingo2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We got so many its just a cacophony for weeks after it rains. It gets loud.

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[–] PhilKDick ago 

Time to go frog-gigging. The legs taste great!

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[–] chirogonemd 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Here in the midwest, they are also a surefire sign Spring is here. I love that sound.

There is a decent sized pond out back, and the woods around us are essentially swamps to the north and east of our property. On a warm summer night, when you step outside it really is like a chorus out there.

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[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yup, sign of spring, same with turkeys gobblin. Its about that time of year.

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[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Do they get all the mosquitoes before they leave the water?

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What's it like not having to step over several piles of bum vomit, used needles, and likely a few bums when you walk half a block? Pretty nice, isn't it?

I've been to NYC a few times. Once when I was a kid, pre 9/11- it was a wonderful, mystical experience where my father, my brother, and myself bonded over a fun day out seeing the sights.

After visiting as an adult, I was stunned. Maybe the city really did change a lot in 15ish years (of course it changed a lot after 9/11), but maybe my child mind missed details my adult mind catches.

The noise, the squalor, the smells, the traffic, the general ugliness of the architecture and colors, the absurd numbers of brown people... and perhaps the worst....

PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY HAVE THE WORST ATTITUDES ON THE EAST COAST, ONLY RIVALED BY WEST COAST CALIFORNIA LIBERAL FAGGOTS. Citizens of NYC literally believe the entire fucking universe revolves around NYC, and nothing important happens outside of the city limits. If NYC was a race, New Yorkers would be NYC supremacists. And what maddens me about this, is they're fucking wrong.

I've gotten into more street fights in two trips to NYC as an adult than anywhere else I've ever been in my life. New York City sucks.

And to top it all of- New York pizza BLOWS. Yeah, I said it. Jersey pizza shits all over your magic New York pizza.

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[–] con77 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

NYC is a shithole full of fucking foriegners

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[–] TheBookWasBetter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

People will swindle, lie, and cheat you if you let them. It toughened me up, and I am glad for that. But, the experience also made me pretty mean and untrusting, that was the biggest negative.

Edit- Agreed- Pizza wasn't that good. I did have local pizza that was top-notch though. They were not the type of places that out-of-towners would be able to find.

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[–] aCuriousYahnz ago 

I'm surprised you don't remember the smell from visiting as a child. I've only been there once. It was also pre-9/11 and the thing I remember the most is how bad the city smelled. Always preferred Chicago.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Shut up you fool.

Tell the city freaks you're jealous of them and would live there if only you could.

Be like the 1%; Keep them from wanting something good.

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[–] TheBookWasBetter [S] 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

If someone is searching for a wonderful, fruitful, peaceful life, I will absolutely tell them the truth.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How do your neighbors feel about making the country another city?

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[–] Locked_Account 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

https://voat.co/v/whatever/3117897

And.... now going cointelpro on the big mouths itt about how all rural hicks are inbred cousin fuckers.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hahaha.

Move to Chicago! It needs millenials to survive.

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[–] Timmy2 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You are in rural America. Welcome to peace and some comfort in knowing that if society's shit hits the fan, you'll survive by living off the land. You at least have frog's legs to eat.

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[–] TheBookWasBetter [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I have chickens, and a 1/2 acre vegetable garden planned. I will have plenty to eat. :)

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[–] nomadriders 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sounds like we're doing the same thing at the same time, in different countries :) Recommend you to subscribe to /v/JustGrowIt if you haven't already.

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[–] bushka 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Have you tried raising Guinea Hens? They are by far the best bird to raise for meat. You won't get much out of the legs but the breasts are huge and really good.

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[–] Blunt_Echo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

1/2 acre? If you're any good at gardening you'll have enough food to feed a small town.

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[–] HillBoulder 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I hope you are spared by the zombie hordes that will come out of the cities.

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[–] WhitePaladin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

must feel great to be away from jews

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[–] NosebergShekelman 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You think we aren't in rural places too?? haha oh goy!! Guess who owns the three major car dealerships in every state? Guess who owns most business' in rural places oy to the vey redneck jews yep you heard it here first.

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just being away from the New Yorker accent has to be refreshing, because that accent is basically the "jew" accent.

Hearing it frays my fucking nerves.

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[–] sbt2160p ago 

Same here. The NY accent has ruined many TV shows and movies for me.

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[–] Blunt_Echo ago 

No one will be free as long as the contagion exists anywhere.

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[–] Boosted 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I want to share a story:

My uncle's girlfriend was visiting from Texas. We were all outside enjoying the cool late evening air and she comments that's it really late for birds to be chirping and we all looked at her funny. "Uh, those are frogs."

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[–] Somecowsspeakhuman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fucking mockingbirds, man. They'll even imitate frogs.

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm still 3 feet of ice away

Before OP's move, he was 3 feet of frozen hobo vomit away from stepping on used needles again.

Aren't cities fucking wonderful?

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