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[–] SparklingWiggle 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

I read that thinking, "Dont you mean Jews?" Quite a red-pill trick. I like it and will use it.

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

After the first 2 my almonds started to activate, brilliant.

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[–] DrShitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You use almonds to detect jews? Tell us more!

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[–] eronburr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] ArayanZ ago 

Yep, was thinking the same thing.

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[–] hatrickpatrick 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

I got as far as "Russians have been expelled from 100 countries" on the third line before I realised what I was actually reading. Hilariously well played 😂

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[–] chrimony 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I got as far as "Russians have been expelled from 100 countries" on the third line before I realised what I was actually reading.

I got as far as the dual citizenship. That was the first sentence.

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[–] glassuser 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeeeeah, I was all "wait a second here... kek!"

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[–] watts2db ago 

thats what got me

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[–] Ocelot 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

that's a problem.

Excellent didactic lib-shit speak.

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[–] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

so (((jui)))cy

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[–] XDandLaughing 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Was waiting for the "JK" red pill at the end. I know people that wouldn't know enough to figure out what it's really saying.

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[–] Rajadog20 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Yeah, most people would accept this as true without even thinking about Jews.

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If the OP made it that clear at the end, a Reddit mod would read through it, thumping his tits in pride, until he saw he had been tricked and would have immediately removed it.

This is better, people will google those stats and realize who they should actually be attributed to.

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[–] Chimaira92 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

people will google those stats and realize

Hahahahahahahahagagaga thanks for the laugh

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[–] jollux 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It doesn't matter, let them spread it. Eventually one person will unravel the whole thing, and it'll brick some normie minds.

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[–] thelma 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

If I recall, (((they))) are cozy with the Russians....

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[–] Landrictree 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] 17135179? 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Although I agree with you that they are cozy, I couldn't find a picture of Putin touching that stupid fucking wall like every president of the USA has done...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40003636

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[–] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why do they wear pubic hair on their face?

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[–] goatmensch ago 

They are cozy with Russia as much as they are with the US.

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[–] Durm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just lol

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[–] SouthernSon 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well played

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