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[–] Kleemin 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

yea and there is nothing he can do about it either. He can't hit you, or stab you, or tie you up and he definitely can't shoot you ALL of that is illegal.

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[–] puggy 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Kamala Harris recently made it illegal to lynch you too

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[–] Fujiwara_Bunta 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Which is code for "Hang us all, please and now."

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[–] The_Prophets_Profit 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It helps if you inform him the nearest police officer will respond in 5-10 minutes.

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[–] clubberlang 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Especially if your current location is the ghetto always first responders

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[–] Drunkenst 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

babushkas - greatest heroes on the planet

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[–] Dropthemike 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And apparently now we cant lie about this stuff happening to us either, someone just realised that's not right either. Although we seem to still be figuring that one out.

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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

And if you even think that colored fella did mug you, he didn’t. He dindu nuffin. He said it himself.

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[–] pgd7 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He wuz gettin his life back on track

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[–] gosso920 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He wuz on his way to Chuch!

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[–] clubberlang 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Aye dindunuttintahnoebuddy!!!

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[–] 16892884? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mugger should be black

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[–] 0cra_tr0per 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

hello 911 whats your emergency you're being murdered? they can't do that it's illegal

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[–] Derpfroot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pfff. It won't even get to that point if you're in a gun-free zone. Gun-nuts BTFO

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[–] Jameson_In_A_Glass 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

JHPs have a similar effect on muggers.

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[–] Privacy_Terms 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's the converse of Steve Martin's "I forgot armed robbery was illegal" skit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXmQW_aqBks

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I miss being young enough to enjoy Steve Martin. I remember laughing my ass off at his goofiness, as a kid. Now, not so much.

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[–] Privacy_Terms 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

laughing my ass off at his goofiness,

Yep. Me as a kid back then thought this stuff was hilarious. Now I consider it Family Guy tier forced laughery. He is, however, a pretty good banjo player.

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[–] Nefarious-Nephilim 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

yeah but then pulp fiction would have been an entirely different movie.

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incase you need to squint;

Jules: You ever read the penal code Brett?

Universal Citation: CA Penal Code § 213 (through 2012 Leg Sess)

(a) Robbery is punishable as follows:

(1) Robbery of the first degree is punishable as follows:

(A) If the defendant, voluntarily acting in concert with two or more other persons, commits the robbery within an inhabited dwelling house, a vessel as defined in Section 21 of the Harbors and Navigation Code, which is inhabited and designed for habitation, an inhabited floating home as defined in subdivision (d) of Section 18075.55 of the Health and Safety Code, a trailer coach as defined in the Vehicle Code, which is inhabited, or the inhabited portion of any other building, by imprisonment in the state prison for three, six, or nine years.

(B) In all cases other than that specified in subparagraph (A), by imprisonment in the state prison for three, four, or six years.

(2) Robbery of the second degree is punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or five years.

(b) Notwithstanding Section 664, attempted robbery in violation of paragraph (2) of subdivision (a) is punishable by imprisonment in the state prison.

Brett: what?

Jules: Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker.

Brett: y-y-you mean I have put my trust in the justice system?

Jules:Check out the big brain on Brett!, thats right the justice system. And they will say they act on behalf of the lord when they lay my sentence upon me.

Brett: noooooooooo! bang! bang! bang!bang! bang!bang! bang!

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