[–] Adminstrater 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

Remember, you need 6 for a hockey team. People always forget the goalie.

[–] anamazonslittle 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You also have to be born in January to make it big in hockey.

[–] EyeOfHorus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Most every pro sport skews based on birth month as a result of older, more mature, children getting more play time and experience within each age division. Older players swim, younger players sink.

[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

6 is also a good staff size for a family owned restaurant.

[–] BumFightChamp 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

yea, but you need one for rotation, so 7

[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Did you intend on making pancakes when you poured that Bisquick?

[–] SteaksUSA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't get it.

[–] MasonxMace 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"was it a planned pregnancy or an accident?"

[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Not sure I can really explain it to you without just flat out saying it but I will try. Think about Bisquick mixed for pancakes and how it would pour then think about what intentional means in the sense of someone getting pregnant.

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

You’re not supposed to pee on it- your wife is supposed to pee on it, stupid ass. ;)

[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Thanks for the advice! Better go get another one.

[–] 0x90 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

guy pees on test & gets positive result = prostate cancer, fyi (not joking)

[–] Drunkenst 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

here’s hoping for female quadruplets, cuz why should you be happy?

[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Whatever as long as their healthy and i got my job fuck it!

[–] Drunkenst 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Secret to a long life’s knowing when it’s time to go.

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Boys can't get pregnant anyways.

[–] Damnpasswords 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

No, you have testicular cancer

[–] anamazonslittle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One of the three good things I leaned on reddit.

[–] AmericanMerit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Humor me, what were the other two?

[–] hollywood2020 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

better be white

[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If its anything like my wife; as the driven snow.

[–] jsmithhomegrown3 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Congratulations! Praying for your baby be healthy 🙏 God Bless your family.

[–] Anon83 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Being a dad is the greatest thing in the world, and also the toughest.... speaking of which, i'd better go check on mine.. I hear a bulldozer starting up in the next room.

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