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[–] crotchfjord 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

From left to right.

  1. Not too clever. Giggles in bed, can't cook.

  2. A somewhat good a driver. Does anal.

  3. Best pick. Only 2 previous boyfriends both betas. Has a big brother who hunts. Cooks a mean roast.

  4. Kinky. Will cheat on you. Already eyeing other dudes.

  5. Remembers everything you have ever said. Will stare at you (and possibly stab you) while you sleep.

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[–] 1RealHeretic ago 

Dang Bro... you're right.. #3 takes it.