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[–] FuckYesJefferson 2 points 27 points (+29|-2) ago 

Fuck any video where it's some idiot narrating

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[–] sore_ass_losers 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I'd rather just read it, at my pace.

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[–] schoolgirlsandpanzer 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Yeah I can read a lot faster then I can watch these boring ass videos that monologue for hours. Although I can understand why they would use the robot voices though so they don't get doxxed.

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[–] Thrus2 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That covers most videos out there. It is a running joke with my friends when gaming that me looking for information on something will give a video about 2 minutes before I comment "bored now" and go looking for a different source of the information I'm after.

That said robo voice is better then some people's voice on videos, and it tends to use a script so less filler words like "like" or "um".

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I don't even click 'em.

Use your words, people. Use your words.

I'm not watching 10 minutes of video to get 15 seconds worth of information. If I wanted to do that, I'd watch television.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Exactly, if you want me to watch a video it better be a beautiful nude woman showing me the best technique to catching more bass or something equally important.

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[–] TheBuddha 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Hmm... Nude chicks playing guitar well should be a thing.

That kinda reminds me of a story, but I'm on a tablet.

My son turned me on to an awesome game. Go on one of the cam sites and look for odd things, like furniture. Get them talking about the furniture. Like, "That's a lovely lamp. Where did you get it?" Keep this up until they get frustrated. You can extend it by buying some tokens. You don't actually spend them, you just buy them because they can see who has tokens and who doesn't. They know you have tokens and they want them.

They get so pissed but they have to be nice. You can switch it up when they get start getting angry. "Is that headboard a family heirloom? It looks pretty old."

Sometimes, I can keep this going for hours.

Anyhow, I once got one of them to play the guitar that was in the corner of her room. It was out of tune and missing a string. Also, she couldn't play worth a fuck but she had told me she could play it. I pretended it was the best thing I'd ever heard and kept her playing it for at least a half hour. It was amusing and I never did give her any tokens, because I am an asshole.

Try it sometime! It is funnier than you might imagine. Hmm... I haven't played this game for like a year. I should close my study door and go visit cam4.

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[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh, you've seen that channel? Those guys are essentially pimping her out with "fishing action" for youtube views.

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[–] birds_sing 11 points 13 points (+24|-11) ago 

really grates on my nerves

This really needs to change. It's completely unacceptable. Everyone needs to stop what they're doing immediately and focus on this. Someone's nerves are being grated. The world is not revolving around this one individual. We all need to work together to protect this individual's nerves and ensure that the world starts revolving around them as soon as possible.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I liked grated cheese.

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[–] 1moar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It was grate, wasn't it?

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[–] grandmacaesar [S] 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

I just made a statement, and gave my reason why. I didn't ask for you or anyone else to give a fuck, twathorn.

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[–] birds_sing 4 points 0 points (+4|-4) ago 

  • If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, accept it. Those are your only two options. Crying and whining do nothing.
  • It's ok to say something negative as long as you also offer a solution. Otherwise it's just whining and complaining.
  • By giving an "opinion" or "making a statement", you are also giving others the opportunity and right to criticise it.

Etc, etc.

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[–] fuckmyreddit 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago  (edited ago)

You. Can. Read. The. Original. Article. If. You. Dont. Like. The. Robovoice.

No one told me this. If you use logic like a normal person, you will figure out that most robovoice videos worth watching are a secondary version of a text website. Some videos say which website the voice is "reading." Sometimes there is a link in the YouTube description box. Sometimes boomers are stupid and lazy.

  • Please stop making intelligent boomers look bad by association.

Go back to sleep grandma and STOP DOWNVOTING perfectly good information.

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Videos are stupid to begin with, just write it down. I hate waiting for some ass hole sitting in front of a microphone to get to the point before i can figure out how much of an idiot they are.

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wasn't talking about robovoice you dipshit

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[–] FuckYesJefferson 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

What the fuck is wrong in your head?

You seem to really like reddit @fuckmyreddit. Maybe you should go there rather than shill/recruit for them.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't mind them, but then I'm not watching that many vids. If I was, I might become annoyed.

I figure they have a shittier voice and something to say. If you have a high squeaky voice and want people to take you seriously, it must be tough. I know..it's anonymity.

The people that always film in their car have reasons too, so I just want to know what they're saying. I don't want to be like grammar nazis that can't hear the message.

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[–] dv1155 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hey NPCs need to narrate their videos too.

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[–] goytoynamedtroy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nice.

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[–] Honey_Pot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Was that you who downvoted Steven Hawking ???

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[–] chirogonemd 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't get as irritated with them as you, but as soon as I start a video and hear those distorted robot voices, I turn it off. They are nearly always horseshit.

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