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[–] chuckletrousers [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

I still wonder if the earth is flat what is below us?

Some say the disk of the earth is supported on the backs of four gigantic elephants. Once every 10000 years, these elephants get horny and mate, allowing the earth to fall and be destroyed. When they're done fucking, another earth magically appears on their backs. This is known as the Big Bang theory of creation.

Another theory claims the earth is on the backs of four giant tortoises. What do the tortoises stand on? It's tortoises all the way down!

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[–] YugeDick 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They say the tortoise swims through the fluid surrounding the dome. But where is he going and what does he eat? It's like the goat herder's version of "we're living in a computer simulation on somebody's computer."