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[–] idk 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Emily is babysitting for a wealthy family. It’s her first time at the house, and before leaving, the father tells her that after she puts the children to bed, she can watch TV in the children’s game room.

Later that night, after the children are asleep, Emily goes to the game room, turns on the TV, and sits down to watch a show. But she can’t concentrate on what she’s watching—her attention keeps shifting to the life-size Bill Clinton statue in the corner of the room. She tries to ignore it, but the statue draws her attention back, over and over. Then her phone rings—it’s the father, calling to check on everyone.

“The children are asleep,” Emily replies, “and I’m just watching a show. Hey, would you mind if I watched TV in another room? The Bill Clinton statue is kind of creeping me out.”

“The what? Listen to me: Get the kids and get out of the house now.”

spoooooky.

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That was a good read.

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[–] TestForScience 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Suddenly, a loud screech rang out from the phone's speaker.
Emily winced in pain and jerked the phone away from her head.
Rubbing her ear, she looked down at the phone.
The image... Though what she saw may be described as 'horrible,' 'awful,' or even, 'evil...'
It brought a sense of calm... enlightenment.
Indeed, it could only be described as, 'Truth.'
This is what she saw.
https://files.catbox.moe/ozxauy.jpg

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[–] fuspezza 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When she gets up runs in to the hall way she suddenly is spooked by a tall skinny man with crooked fingers. "Hi, I am john Podesta the skinny man said. He flips on a a hoodie and and just like that his voice changes in to something horrifying that said "but you can call me skippy". Emilly turned and ran as fast as she could when the skinny man yelled "you cant run from me a jog every day, you think your hot shit dont you"

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[–] Darwinxmachina 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"The wiener is coming from inside the house!!"

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[–] memememema 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

At least Mexican candy has sugar in it. Versus high fructose goy syrup.

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[–] TestForScience 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Does candy with real sugar taste good?
Or am I just taste-retarded from having processed candies/foods my entire life?
Tried some of them "throwback - real sugar" sodas a while back, they all tasted like ass.

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[–] OhRutherfordBehave 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Tootsie rolls and dum dums for the non-whites.

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[–] DasReich 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Black licorice is my tradition. I call them "nigger sticks".

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[–] ProgNaziGator [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Taquitis?

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[–] VetGoat84 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The kids stayed out trick or treating waaaay later than last year. I bought a bunch of king sized for kids dressed as Pinochet, Hitler, Trumpstien, Putin, Farrage, Greet, Crusaders, ICE agents, Vikings, or Assad.

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[–] 01234864 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What about the ones where nigs are being made fun of? Those are pure LOLs.

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[–] ProgNaziGator [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I couldn't find a pronunciation guide for "bix nood."

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[–] freedumbz 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Slow night here too. Not sure why.

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[–] 14759395? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

diversity lowers community trust, who wants to send their kids out when the neighbors don't even speak English?

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[–] freedumbz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My neighborhood is mostly white, with only one nig pack within walking distance. Last year was busy but this year is just slow. Probably a fluke but we'll see.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They've really been pushing alternatives to trick or treating in your neighborhood the past few years. Every church and school is hosting its own "trunk or treat", and now even the museums and shopping centers are hosting their own Halloween events.

I wonder if all the neighborhoods around here are really that low-trust and full of foreigners who refuse to celebrate American holidays that going house to house is no longer possible, or if it's just a product of decades of fake panic about dangerous candy making helicopter parents paranoid.

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[–] baneofretail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's a school night.

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[–] freedumbz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So was last year.

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[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Hey kids, I've got some ICE treats. Hey, where are you running off to?"

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[–] JopharVorin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I dress as the KKK and stand on the porch and hand out candy.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Almond tits?

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[–] ProgNaziGator [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Almond milk

but presuming like all the other milk substitutes it causes estrogen tit growth, thinking of it as an updated soy boy.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nice! Should be a redpill post all on own!

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