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[–] W0d2n 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

»tinder
»serious relationship
choose one

my personal advice, never date girls with unaturally dyed hair, or daddy issues (ask them about their dads). Dont have sex with them until you are 100% sure theyre not crazy

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[–] matthew-- ago 

Bad choice of words, by serious I meant was willing to meet you in person.

The dyed hair and daddy issue ones are easy, just treat them like silly little girls, and the get instantly wet. And because they're already damaged to begin with, so no guilty conscience afterwards.

But yes, always wrap it up, take the (your) condom home with you (unless she swallows), and tape/record the whole event in case she tries to pull any "rapec bullshit.

And you'd have to be an idiot to marry any of these tinder whores. They're just cheap prostitutes. I don't want to know my prostitutes' life stories.