I guess like all natural disasters the initial wave is the most overwhelming. Voat goats got laxed over the past year and when you new lot came crashing in, I have to admit; it was a bit overwhelming.
You see, goats look at Voat like a pool; we may not have fancy waterslides like Reddit, or a Lazy river like Facebook, but dammit we have 2 diving boards! And our pool doesnt have piss, shit and semen in it from nigs fags or kikes, like the aforementioned. Our lifeguards are here to make sure people dont die; running, diving and fighting, aggressive splashing is all permitted within the Voat pool.
With that being said; goats were sitting here in the pool and along come you fuckers and you start signing up to be new lifeguards and imposing your own edicts and rules, you run to the current lifeguards and try and tattle on older goats, you see the restroom but continue to piss and shit in the pool.
After loads of you had been manhandled and ocularly raped by older goats, many of you left. The ones that stuck around truly are a mixed bunch. I havent seen such an array of asshole and faggottry since I had been on Reddit.
With all that being said; and with a hesitant welcoming, I welcome you, Qfags! The Duke, abides. With this simple edict I offer you:
Explore the god damn site! Go to other verses. Start a fucking conversation, dont be a programmed fucking bot. Act like your almonds are at least halfway activated! Youre free here! Spout whatever crazy shit you got going on in your peanut. Express yourself.
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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I wouldnt go THAT far. . . But maybe. . .
[–] jerry 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
/v/funny has been a facebook feed for a while
[–] Vampyregod 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This newfag doesnt have facebook. I have a twatter but dont cross the 2. Not trying to spread voat to mindless people.
[–] Dark_Ages_No_More 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
A warm welcome indeed. As a former recovering 4chan fag, I couldnt keep it up after college, work, life, etc... I eventually started a Reddit account, slowly I noticed the self castration that Reddit is. This feels more like home, I'm definitely here because of Q. But even more so for the free speech. The meek are weeded out here, confronted with the abrupt nature of life and vocabulary that may hurt their sensitive ears.
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[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Don't expect them to do much thinking. They do what they're told.
[–] thisistotallynotme 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Nope. still outnumbering the rest of the site 20 to 1.
[–] shutupfaggot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
shut up faggot
[–] Holonomic 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I agree with pretty much all of that except the 'fancy waterslides like [d]eddit'.
[D]eddit is a festering yeast infection of niggers, faggots, and SJWs; most of which are the mods that sit on their butt-plugs and diddle the confused area between their legs. It has almost nothing of any worth whatsoever and it relies on the reputation of the old [d]eddit looooong ago, and not the greasy pool of diarrhea and afterbirth it is now.
[–] zyklon_b 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The duke abides
[–] derram 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
https://invidio.us/watch?v=jW4VZ5J0fNQ :
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[–] DarthAni 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Newfag/returningfag checking in.
Deleted account after getting a bit disturbed back when aliphantus targeted a guy on pgate for making exposing vids/ the gui2.0 leaks showing dnc using tools to dox folks and threatening to physically target narrative contributors.
Been lurking for last couple years, figured time to sign back up and join the party.