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[–] Skyrock 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my wife, you little bitch? I'll have you know I climbed to the top of the Reddit hierarchy, and I've been involved in numerous nukings of subreddits, and I have over 300 confirmed shadowbans. I am trained in gorilla hacking and I'm the top admin in the entire Conde-Nast corporation. You are nothing to me but just another plebbitor. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my wife over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sys-ops across all social media and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in button-clicking, but I have access to the entire database of the Conde-Nast corp and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] DaddyO 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Should say "I am trained in gorilla fucking"

You know, cause his wife is a gorrila

[–] revfelix 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, the nostalgia.