[–] kjell 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

I'm guessing they're kegel stones from the descriptions.

[–] thatguyiam 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

VaGwyn?

[–] thelma 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I bought one.

Should have read the instructions a little bit more carefully.

[–] Kleemin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

wrong hole fooo

[–] cats_taste_good [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't get it.

This bitch has all the money she needs.

Why was she scamming people with magic pussy stones?

[–] JJNova 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

She's endorsed, sold, and even created companies to hock all sorts of "New Age" remedies. It's just part of who she is. I think she genuinely believes that this one simple trick could add years to your life.

[–] Napierdalator 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

From wikipedia:

Paltrow was born in Los Angeles, the daughter of actress Blythe Danner and film producer-director Bruce Paltrow (1943–2002). She has a younger brother, Jake Paltrow, who is a director and screenwriter. Paltrow's father was Jewish

Although a thinblood – the father was a kike, not the mother, she has plenty of her race's instincts.

[–] shrink 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just to repeat myself for the hundredth time, it makes zero difference which parent was jewish. The whole maternal jewish thing people keep repeating only matters to the fucking jews themselves, we don't give a shit and genetics doesn't work like that. Since when do we go along with whatever arbitrary cultural rules for heritage the jews fabricate for themselves? If they have a jewish parent, they can be considered jewish.

[–] SurfinMindWaves 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Maybe she has a fetish and it turns her on that everyone knows she's walking around with a rock shoved up her hoo-ha.

[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

magic pussy stones

Killed me.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Get well soon!

[–] revfelix 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I've gotta give it to Gwen, at least her craziness is usually entertaining.

[–] mrgreenjeans9 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"some of goop's health claims were unfounded" some? these things sound like a cross between a pet rock and mood ring. wtf?

[–] HappyMealBullshit 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I fucking hate how Hollywood celebrities never have to go to jail. Any normal person selling this snake oil would be doing time in a federal penitentiary. It's not fraud, it's an "honest disagreement". Why? Because one of the fraudsters is a hot blonde who supports feminism and helps Jewish owned movie studios make millions. Such fucking bullshit.

[–] TheSeer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TBF she is NOT aging well...

[–] HappyMealBullshit 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Guess she won't be able to be the spokeswoman for the pussy rocks.

[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Her next product will be the insertable pinecone.

[–] jewd_law 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

would've smashed her hard in her Royal Tennenbaum days. But, yeah, fuck her new age vaginal dark crystal peddling.

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