[–] shrink 0 points 57 points (+57|-0) ago 

That's probably the only time in that fat bitch's life she'll ever actually get nailed.

[–] ThoseFeels 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Fat chicks get laid all the time.

They just have to be more lascivious to pull it off and hang around more black guys, but either way, chicks of all sizes are sluts and getting laid.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

all women can get laid.

the only ones that cant are the completely fucked in the head trophy wife wannabes who think trophy wives are fat pieces of unemployed shit that laze around the house eating all day getting triggered by shit but still deserve a multimillionaire because hey, women should be worshipped.

and for the first time, because ive had a fucking gutful of her - im going to admit that im related to one. 35 years old, completely fucked in the head, abusive as all fuck at home, and i dont think shes ever gotten laid in her entire life.

[–] Atomized_Individual 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Boomers too

[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So it'll be the only time a white guy would willingly fuck her?

[–] gabara 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But it says she's fat so it would only be thirsty niggers.

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Whatever you do don't say that in FPH or you'll get around 8 downvoats!

[–] goytoynamedtroy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nice.

[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This post just keeps on giving!

[–] Salicaz 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

And then everyone in the courtroom got up and clapped, then the judge and I chest bumped.

[–] Fred 6 points -1 points (+5|-6) ago 

That judges name? ALBERT EINSTEIN.

[–] HST 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Reddit.

[–] [deleted] 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

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[–] Plague1 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

That story had a happy ending.

[–] lord_nougat 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I came.

[–] carnold03 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

If this is legit, the man is utterly brilliant. Never fight the insane, just exploit them so ruthlessly with cunning that reality hits them like a mack truck.

[–] Empire_of_the_mind 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

i mean, there's fucking pictures

[–] Phlutdroid 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Pictures of some random person changing a tire, that is it

[–] BillyBobBoJangles 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Probably fake, if real they can get sued for that spike strip.

[–] CowWithBeef 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Imagine a world where everyone who had a board with nails in it on their property was sued for it.

[–] BillyBobBoJangles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Depends on where you are, but in a lot of places if someone gets hurt by dangerous things without warnings on your property regardless of why they are there, they can sue you for injury. If a robber slips on your wet floor and breaks an ankle you will have less legal trouble if you just shoot and kill them.

[–] NoBS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's an anti-bird spike strip your honor, I swear. Damned birds kept harassing my pet worms. Can you believe those insolent birds?

Obviously Hillary supporters.

[–] callthehambulance 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Have no penis, am not male, but totally got goosebumps.

This made my evening

[–] Onlio 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Every step of this is awesome

[–] brokespanker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The story is BS but the pictures are real.

[–] sbt2160p 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

What if the story is real but the pictures are BS, hmm?

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