[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you want to be taken seriously try not to sound so crazy. White eel creatures will literally climb out of my butthole? I'm sure you can at least find a video.

[–] ThoseFeels [S] 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago  (edited ago)

The things I watched and then read about thereafter have scarred me for life.

I submit to you that nothing I've said is even a slight exaggeration. Americans are basically stacks of parasitic worms shaped like people. You need to cleanse yourself with a bunch of spices and dietary agenda to slowly kill them and poop them out or go hard core and squirt goats milk in your ass.....wait....then shit out piles of worms.

[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well look man. I'm not saying NO to your point. I'm just asking for more proof before I shoot goat milk up my ass. I really don't think that is asking to much.

[–] StanTheTRex 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If they're far enough down in your intestine that they can sense a milk and honey bath and come out, how do they also not get carried out with your poop?

[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

this is why drugs are bad. dont do meth kids. it aint worth it.

[–] mattsixteen24 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

uh no. Not even 1% of Westerners have that problem. milk and honey?? Sick pervert.

[–] Timmy2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Me thinks thou exaggerates a bit.

[–] ThoseFeels [S] 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

I dare you to look into it