[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hello fellow jew, I sure did enjoy eating kosher by keeping my milk and meat separate. But did you know that without open borders israel won't survive? Our culture has stagnated and we have all these diseases from centuries of inbreeding, it's time to expand the jewish gene pool!

[–] drhitler [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sounds like a great jew fun day, did you deceive any goys?

We should have open boarders so we could have more goys to deceive

[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes, I tricked some goyim into letting me be their financial advisor. I am going to swindle them by charging brokerage fees and constantly changing investment strategies. I will tell them they need a diverse portfolio, because as we know, diversity is Israel's greatest strength!

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

oy veeeeey

i had some hot dogs last night

love that all beef flavor

definitely looking forward to challah on shabat