[–] Hawkeye1466 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

You bring in medieval invaders, you get a medieval response.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Fetchay la vaash"


"Get t' cow mun"


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[–] Fambida 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Pffft. different ammo for different jobs, pleb. Burning ammo is for burning things down. Solid hefty ammo is for knocking things down. Plague blanket/dead body ammo is for leaving structures intact, but fucking people up.

[–] goatboy 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

Deus Cata-Vult!

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

From the article "Last month, Tell MAMA said that there appeared to be a pattern of a spike in Islamophobic incidents following attacks in Britain and abroad."

I wonder why they never mention the spike in Anglophobic incidents?

[–] weezkitty 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Self defense, It is war at this point. They keep killing white people so why shouldn't we fight back? The ideal solution would've just to let them stay in their shithole countries

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

What does a sane person do when they have an infestation? They call the exterminator

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

because we just call it 'life' so its not really news or interesting.

[–] IheartSwimming 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

"Large metal balls" sounds more islamophobic than marble sized ball bearings. http://archive.li/q9sTo

[–] Drkadrka 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Exactly. It's so people think boulders from catapults, not ball bearing from slingshots. The truth wouldn't cause the lesser 2/3 of the population to get all emotional and supportive of the saracen hordes.

[–] SirJiggzalot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I like the idea of firing bacon wrapped scallops at the asslifters, but that may be cost prohibitive. Bacon wrapped ballbearings may be a better idea.

[–] TheKobold 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just grease up the ball bearing in bacon fat and eat the bacon.

[–] Fambida 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The shitty bacon though. Not turkey bacon shitty, not even subhumans deserve that thrown at 'em. More like bottom shelf paper thin bacon that's a month past the sell by.

[–] midnightblue1335 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

The last time a UK man placed a pork product on a mosque's stairs, he was jailed and subsequently murdered in prison. His name was Kevin Crehen.

Everyone seemed to care more about professional provocateur Tommy Robinson being jailed for committing an actual crime (not violating blasphemy laws, like Kevin was), so I wouldn't count on anyone giving a shit about you being killed in jail for catapulting a sack of pork at a mosque.

[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

As an American I must disagree with your wastefulness of delicious food

[–] Imthrowingaway 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Last month, Tell MAMA said that there appeared to be a pattern of a spike in Islamophobic incidents following attacks in Britain and abroad.

I wonder if islamic terrorism and anti-islamic sentiment are in some way linked...

No. It must be racism.

[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If these invaders behaved like human beings they would get a better reception from the locals. They had a chance to make a good impression and assimilate into society and they failed. They failed both for themselves and for their countrymen, no one wants any more of them. But yeah, it must be racism.

[–] Rawrination 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They didn't fail to assimilate. They have been an invasion from the beginning and not shy about it.

Everything you can see from a mosque is officially Islamic territory to them.

This is and always has been an invasion.

Its our people who where tricked by the Jews into opening the doors... and for some reason still haven't gone DEUS VAULT on the jews or the invasion.

[–] Dontpanic 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Should've launched bacon.

[–] peacegnome 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

and risk dying in jail?

[–] midnightblue1335 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

His name was Kevin Crehen and he is more of a hero and martyr for the UK than the jew, Tommy Robinson.

[–] eongoat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

4th Century BC problem? 4th Century BC solution.

[–] Wowbagger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

4th century BC didn't have elastic bands strong enough for a slingshot. A catapult or trebuchet would be the era-appropriate tool. That or flinging rats and feces over the wall.

[–] buggermeharder 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

this appears to be the original story


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