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[–] SupermanReborn 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

One time my son was late to school. Probably asleep because he was studying hard the night before. I pulled out my 45 and blasted him in the chest. I NOW SERVE LIFE IN PRISON. NEVER BE LATE.

[–] RevDrStrangelove 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

blasted him in the chest.

Well, there's your problem right there. You should've just winged him.

[–] SupermanReborn 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

blasts you in the chest with 45