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[–] Doc_Brown_Lives 2 points 91 points (+93|-2) ago 

Been there, done that. Send the hubby a Congratulations cards reminding, "once a cheater, always a cheater". Then live rent-free in their heads as they won't be able to remove that doubt as long as they are married.

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[–] ArchmageMordenkainen 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

I think "If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you" is a little more poignant. Harder to say, "well she's not like that" when you force him to consider his own position.

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[–] tadorno 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

This is the best option. Do it the Trump way and give only positive words as you plant the seed like "Somebody else in my position might tell you if she cheated with you she'll cheat on you, but I wish you both the best and hope everything goes well"

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[–] puggy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Winning 3D chess move! Appear supportive while undermining his confidence.

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[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

give only positive words as you plant the seed

Smooth.

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[–] thisistotallynotme 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Pretty blue-pilled bro. Didn't you realize that's what the bitch wanted you to do?

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[–] Lazmat 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago  (edited ago)

half thought of that but I also read @kjell 'in a roundabout way, she's the reason my parents died.' ... why the fuck are you in contact with this serpent lizard? guess your old now and desperate for any vagina?

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[–] kjell [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I haven't talked to her in 3 years but she's an old friend of my cousin, whom I close with.

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Username checks out

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[–] Ban_Circumcision 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

any tips for getting new pussy?

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[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I find the more pussy I get the easier it is to get more

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[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lower your standards, or raise your quality level.

Thinking about going to the bars tonight...

Lowering your standards it is.

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[–] thisistotallynotme 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As if she wouldn't suck another man's dick on her wedding day.

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[–] AlienEskimo 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

You have a wonderful opportunity to send an outrageous prank gift, even if you do stay away. Or at least send the RSVP invitation back with a dozen divorce lawyers' business cards inside.

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[–] GIIOST 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I like the idea of killing him with kindness and saying man it's okay she cheated on me with you, but I hope she doesnt do that to you, once a cheater always a cheater they say, you seem like a nice guy though, i'm sure it will be fine.

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[–] thisistotallynotme 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

look at this cuck faggot advocating anything but no-contact. I'm sure her new husband will validate your feelings if you tell them to him.

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[–] MyDrunkAccount 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There are only 3 women that are worth physically fighting over: your mother, your wife, and your sister. Fighting over any other kind of woman is plain stupid. Their is no vow of commitment with a gf, it's a "get to know each other/try before you buy" period and if she cheats you should be thankful to catch that bs while your money and personal possesions are still under warranty, once you marry her that warranty is void. Fighting over a gf is just emotional chimping.

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[–] GIIOST 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

bro, he doesnt like his ex. shes a whore. why be mad at the guy? it's not his fault.

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[–] Professor_de_la_Paz 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

@kjell this is what I'd do.

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[–] edistojim 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Don't give her the satisfaction. Throw the invitation in the trash and move along. I wouldn't give it another thought.

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[–] OhRutherfordBehave 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Ok, how did she lead to your parent's death?

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[–] kjell [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

When my mother found out we broke up, my parents came to see me. They got into an accident near my house. My mother was kill instantly and my father died a few days later. One of my neighbors heard the accident and saw my dad's marine plates and called me. I say roundabout because they wouldn't have come all the way out there otherwise. I live off the beltway and traffic through my neighborhood gets crazy during rush hour. The turn onto my street is on top of a steep hill and you can't always see coming up the other side.

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[–] blumen4alles 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

OMG that is horrible. Very sad circumstances. Fuck her for even inviting you. What are her intentions by doing so? Just to fuck with you more? I don't know how I would respond to such conditions, but I feel like if I allowed myself to get angry enough I could destroy a planet. I hope you still have parts of your life that are good and not a man with nothing left to lose. Sorry about your parents.

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[–] DishingShitLikeA 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There are bad days and then there are absolute shit days. That's rough man. Three loved ones at once. It seems the wound has healed but the scar remains. Keep carrying on.

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[–] thisistotallynotme 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I lost all sympathy for you when you blamed your parents' death on her, and this was the explanation. No matter how big a cunt she may be, you went off the deep end here.

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[–] SexMachine 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

He was supposed to go to their house every night to give them their insulin injections, but she was sucking his dick and turned off the reminder on his phone. He passed out and woke up to find out that the time had already passed.

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[–] Norn 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

RSVP so they have to pay for your meal, figure out where to seat you, factor you into all of the planning, etc. Then don't show up. If anyone asks what happened, just shrug and say you forgot.

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[–] SexMachine 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

This

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[–] Mimar 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

Send the Groom a well written letter telling him you wish him the best and that you hold no hard feelings towards him. Then just nicely remind him that the odds of her cheating on him like she did on you are great. Then really make sure to thank him for showing you what type of a conniving whoring cunt she was before you made the mistake of marry her.

Other then that the cum dumpster is just going to be a cum dumpster. No reason to go or to even think about her, that's just wasted energy you could be spending on bettering yourself.

Seriously write the guy a letter, do not cuss, don't get pissed, stay calm and be the better person and try to help him out. In the long run you atleast tried to help and be the better person and you can always reflect on that in the future.

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[–] kjell [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That's an idea but I'm not even mad at him. At the time he didn't know and was just doing what guys do. If he has decent friends, they'd have told that. He knows what he's getting into. I think I should stay far from situation.

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[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That is a valid point. There is nothing to be gained for you.

Also, the most hurtful thing for any woman. Is gettin ghosted. Send no reply at all. They all thrive on ATTENTION if you give her none. That is what hurts the most. But even more importantly. That is also what's healthiest for you.

Most of this advice here seems to be on messing wtih the dudes head....there is no need for that. And even trying to "help him"...he's a big boy and your the last mother fucker hes gunna listen to.

Ghost the bitch. See her in public. No eye contact if she approaches you to speak with you. I like the "Oh hi shelly, yah nice to see you. I'm sorry but I'm actually in a bit of a rush. Oh? your on facebook. Yah, ill send ya a message when things get a little less hectic. Anyways bye."

Now you can just cold shoulder her. But that shows you actually give a fuck. Which honestly man...You shouldn't. She should just be another dumb ho in your world. Nothing to get excited about or fret over. Dumb ho's happen. That's life. No point in crying over spilled milk.

You may need to talk to your cousin however... If he's giving your address, email, or being a go between for communication. That needs to stop and right now. Or im sorry...you gotta cut ties with him. That shits not cool and hes violation the bro code and he fucking knows it. If your cousins a chick. "Look deborah, I honestly just don't really care about brittney anymore. I kind of found her annoying and that spark died long ago. I've got no interest in a friendship with her. and you should watch your back as well." If your female cousin doesn't pick up on that hint... might have to lower contact with her then.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Stay far away, good choice. Nothing for you to be gained here . . .

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[–] thisistotallynotme 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Another 13yo that watched a few romantic comedies and based his advice on them.

No man's gonna read a whiny bitch letter from their fiancee's ex.

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[–] Mimar 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Oh I'm so sorry mister internet badass.

The point of the letter isn't for the dipshit marrying the whore it's for the dude that got cheated on. If he writes it only and doesn't send it, it'll actually help him with his mental health over the situation and allow him to move on quicker and easier. If he sends it who knows what the dipshits would do. But hey you're the internet guru who knows all so you must be absolutely right. I'll just go back to doing whatever 13 year olds do nowadays.

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