Archived Who Needs a Guy?: US Woman Crosses Jumper Cables, Sends Both Cars Up in Flames (sputniknews.com)
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Archived Who Needs a Guy?: US Woman Crosses Jumper Cables, Sends Both Cars Up in Flames (sputniknews.com)
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[–] MadWorld 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Cars run on gas?? Get outta here! Let me check the app store to refill and jump start my car!
[–] J_Darnley 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That is the ultimate punchline. Too stupid to know when you're out of gas(oline).
[–] thelma 2 points 9 points 11 points (+11|-2) ago
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=EWqXKB4FoXo&feature=youtu.be
I don't think that this is a girl issue per se. Its a millenial issue. Zero clue on how to do anything mechanical.
I talked with a fucking mexican millenial at a car dealer while getting my car emmission tested and he could not get a perfect exact matched brake line from the dealer.
I told him they are easy to make....he had no fucking clue...and he's a fucking mexican-I thought he should have known how to run a simple brake line. But no, millenials around the globe? They are totally fucked when the baby boomers are dead.
[–] PewterKey 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's worse than just a lack of ability to do something mechanical. It is a complete lack of ability to do anything non-academic. And it stems from boomers completely overvaluing college and insulting labor. Which resulted in schools removing shop and home econ classes. Then there is also the trade industry embracing illegal workers, lowering wages and worsening job conditions. Particularly in states like california where illegal aliens are everywhere. Then there is the service industry that literally opposes resourcefulness and anti-merit hiring.
Lost skills and knowledge, learned helplessness, the explosion of service jobs. It all points to a system that will have major cracks in a few years.
[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh you have no idea how truly bad it is, I work with millennials in a garage who supposedly worked at other shops, we went to the same classes in tech school yet he's always asking me questions.
[–] Majorfatboy ago
"Hurr durr mu mollenials" Get fucked. We know more and do more than the boomer slackasses that shat us out into this world. I'll remember your retard ass the next time I'm wrenching on My motor bike, swapping a faucet, landscaping My yard, rebuilding My computer, planting My garden, Etc, while boomers stare ate that blinking "12:00" on their aging VCRs and hire pedro to mow their lawns.
[–] DishingShitLikeA ago
Ay. Watch it bud. I know some things.
[–] thelma ago
Thank you for taking some time off of your fortnite playing !
[–] beece 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Holy fuck that's hilarious!
[–] weezkitty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Jesus christ. Both didn't realize the different between not starting and the starter not working and to fail at something as simple as red to red. That's just pathetic
[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She was probably to busy snap chatting to release the cables and batteries are fucking color coded and she probably had a sticker over the gage cluster.
[–] goatsandbros 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It was only after 3 hours that she got to fucking up a jump. I'm not sure which part of that is worse.
[–] Plavonica ago
That's the part that kills me. The thing ran out of gas, then they do a "we don't need no man" fuckup, after three fucking hours of ????????
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I love how she admits to redpilling herself at the end.
Id marry this one.
[–] Shilly_Mc_Shillface ago
Bullshit link. Archive
[–] RustyEquipment ago
I went to get donuts one morning before church. (Old family tradition I am trying to start with my own)
Anyhow I pull up to the spot and I see a (female) worker outside hleping another girl with a tire. Both overweight
They got the car jacked up and took the tire off but they put the jack on the shorty plastic and not the metal. So the car fell down and crushed into the plastic once I saw that, I corrected the issue and fixed it in around 15 minutes.
I laughed so hard on the way home. Didn’t get a free donut or anything either. Fucking fatties