[–] totes_magotes 1 points 30 points (+31|-1) ago 

Slow news day.

[–] Atkho 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago 

What news? This is jewish advertising as usual. Have a sub goyim.


[–] Alopix 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was thinking of going to subway later and now I'm not going to

[–] outside-the-box 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe it's PSA to other Jews hiding in plain sight that mayo on a meat sandwich is not kosher.

[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

when reddit posts become news, and was originally posted in /jokes...


[–] Trash_Panda 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Could be that many vegans are this stupid. I mean, you're eating many pounds of insect parts especially if you only eat vegetables, and by eating only veggies you're actively supporting aggressive migratory beekeeping which has caused the honeybee crisis. The only way to actually be "vegan" is to kill yourself. In order for one thing to survive, other things have to die.

[–] Gunk 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fake news day.

[–] watitdew 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

One time at this one place the sous chef made some foccacia bread with (house rendered farm raised) lard and used the cracklins from the lard as a crispy topping. Some vegan burst out into tears in the dining room because she tried it and then asked what was in it.

We had to go hide because we were all laughing so hard (open kitchen)

(Shit was cash btw)

[–] Dingolicious 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

She still had the mayo according to the story. Virtue signalling vegan detected.

[–] Hydrocephalus 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

She made him change his gloves before making her sandwich because he'd been handling meat. Sounds like she was only vegan to be as obnoxious about it as possible. But once it started to impact HER life, she ate the mayo. Guarantee she still makes people jump through her obnoxious hoops though.

[–] Thrus2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If it had been me she just would have gotten her sandwich with what she ordered and I would have moved on, subway does not pay enough to worry about teaching the customers what is in what they ordered starting conflict and holding up the line. If subway really cared the coldcut combo would have more then just Turkey in it. "The Cold Cut Combo is stacked with a trio of meats — ham, salami and bologna (all turkey based)." I'm still working out where on the turkey ham comes from.

[–] Bobtheviolent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or (as unlikely as it is) I hope she just decided "fuck it i like mayo"

[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

More likely just "well, what's one more at this point?".

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago  (edited ago)

but eggs aren't a living thing yet. Right liberals? (this is just a shit post so don't even bother coming at me with a bunch of stupid shit)

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Farm-raised eggs are essentially just chicken periods. They aren't even fertilized. There isn't really an argument that can be made for them being living.

[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No one every said veganism made sense.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

yesyes I know, hence why I said

(this is just a shit post so don't even bother coming at me with a bunch of stupid shit)

[–] matthew-- 3 points 1 points (+4|-3) ago 

eggs aren't living no, but milk and cheese is

makes you wonder if vegan mother breastfeed, or is breast-milk for their babies not vegan or something?

[–] prairie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Breastfeeding is racist, cis-normative, and able-privileged. /s

[–] Elcycs 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

eggs aren't living no, but milk and cheese is

Cheese, sort of. We could split hairs whether it's still alive when you eat it, or if it contained 'animal' life. Bacteria isn't in the animal kingdom. The only thing that might still be alive in cheese is the fungus added to some stinky cheese, but I'm not sure.

Milk is a secretion made entirely by, well, a mammal. I'd expect is to be as sterile as an unfertilized egg when it's expressed. I suppose it picks up living contamination, but that also wouldn't be in the animal kingdom.

If you're bored, could you clarify what you meant?

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I didn't downvote any of you. some kike is trying to divide

[–] Humansized 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Vegan means no animal products.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

oh FFS I know this I was just making a low effort shit post jesus

[–] dontforgetaboutevil 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

Stupid bitch.

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 4 points 11 points (+15|-4) ago 

She has minimal brain function because veganism starves the brain and body of essential amino acids and nutrients.

Veganism is poisoning your own body.

[–] SonsOfElendil 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

[Citation needed]


It is the position of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics that appropriately planned vegetarian, including vegan, diets are healthful, nutritionally adequate, and may provide health benefits for the prevention and treatment of certain diseases. These diets are appropriate for all stages of the life cycle, including pregnancy, lactation, infancy, childhood, adolescence, older adulthood, and for athletes.

[–] Tazzermalt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

next he explained shoes come from dead cows and gasoline from dead animals

[–] MatterzStrange 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

so once again lots of vegans are idiots

[–] 9-11 14 points 7 points (+21|-14) ago 

1 Timothy 4:1-5

1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.

4 For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:

5 For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.

[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fat fake-vegan detected.

[–] RevDrStrangelove 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 


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