[–] PuttitoutIsGone 1 points 53 points (+54|-1) ago 

...and not at the last second you useless fucks. Before you hit the brakes. Got it? Fucking retards.

[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

i hate it when they start braking then get to the edge of the turn and then throw the blinks on....like... a bit too late eh?

[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or the motherfuckers who get over and THEN hit the brakes. You're already in the lane, shithead. What the fuck are you braking for?

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I cant stand those lazy, inconsiderate fuckers either.

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

You’re not the boss of me. Besides turn signals are too much work. I prefer to just turn on my emergency flashers and have all options covered at all times.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For the love of god, man, STOP THAT SHIT!! It drives me batty. I am also an old dog

[–] Thyhorrorcosmic103 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I have a friend that always turns the opposite turn signal on.

[–] Sarevok 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's so stupid and funny at the same time.

[–] chuckletrousers 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And to someone turning right who only sees the right signal because the left signal is obstructed by the car you're tailgating pulls out to have you honk at him like the self righteous retard you are.

[–] Thrus2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You know I actually wouldn't mind that as much as nothing, at least I know something is happening and pay special attention to you.

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[–] Thrus2 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I wish you were joking, I am riding mine over to my parents tonight because our town doesn't understand a calendar so is doing firworks in June. They live really close to the display so their road will be packed full of traffic. I will be one of the last to leave and help tear things down so I am not part of that mess.

Get one of the cameras for your bike and the people you know that drive cars will be amazed with what you can show them that their fellow car divers do.

[–] tibstibs 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would not be amazed. I drive a car, and see various fuckers doing fucky things on the regular.

[–] thisistotallynotme 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I want to raise the national driving age to 25 for Cars.
Under 25? you're forced to ride a motorcycle.
After a generation of dead kids, the ones that do make it past 25 will be smart enough to respect other motorcycle drivers on the road.

[–] Butelczynski 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It would be a good idea to have new car drivers drive motorcycle on roads for few months just so they can learn do's and don'ts of road use. For some reason I often felt safer riding bike than a car maybe because of less distractions while driving?

[–] Hand_of_Node 3 points 1 points (+4|-3) ago 

every intersection death, every car will kill you...

And you say the cagers are the retarded ones? I just watched two different "cyclists" hit a turning car and fly through the air at least 100 feet. (liveleak) One cager got out of his protective cage and looked down the road to where the cyclists former body landed, and his protective cage appears to have worked out well for him.

[–] EdSnowden 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Cruising in the passing lane makes me rage harder than anything.

[–] individualin1984 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This one. Blinkers agrivate, but the utter self absorbed assholery of thinking the passing lane is for your exclusive use is next level piece of shit territory.

[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Meet them at their destination and help them understand why that behavior is counterproductive to their life-goals?

[–] Pawn 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I second this, just kill them, sic some demons on them too to suck out their souls.

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[–] thantik 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What if I'm cruising at 20+mph faster than everyone to the left of me and nobody is behind me?

[–] sakuramboo 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Source to watch this?

[–] sakuramboo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

[–] alphasnail 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago 

Let me chime in on this.

All you who ride the fast lane and don't move over for me as I am trying to speed by need to flip that blinker on the merge to the right ASAP. Got it? Good.

[–] hang_em_high 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

It drives me insane. I’m not a fast driver but I am paying attention to my fucking surroundings. If someone is coming up fast a half mile back I will notice and get over to let them go. Some of these cocksuckers can have a group of cars on their ass for 30 minutes and not move. I don’t know if they don’t give a fuck or are completely oblivious to their surroundings but fuck those people.

[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think most of them are perfectly aware and are trying to stop others from going faster than they deem sufficient.

[–] watts2db 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I totally second this!

[–] mynewaccountagain 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's a passing lane. You shouldn't be hanging out there either asshole. Got it? Good.

[–] Rellik88 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If I'm already speeding at felony speeds. 12+ Mph over, you can go around. Then catch the cop hidden around the bend. Not my fault your willing to break the law more than I.

[–] Adam_Jensen_ 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Meh, just let them pass and use them as a radar probe. And it clears congestion too.

[–] alphasnail 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I'll ride the back of your car inches away then.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I made an upload about this very thing a long time ago. Check my submissions lol

[–] alphasnail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Link it. Haha. Sorry could not find it

[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You had road rage before it was cool?

[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I don’t tailgate doing 70+ so people tend to swerve in front of me without a blinker then immediately hit the breaks because SUPRISE THERES NOWHERE TO GO. Dumb fucks how long have you taken this route. You NEVER beat the lights. Then they tailgate so you have to slam your breaks all of a sudden. Fucking morons. How do you not get it when you do it every single day.

[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't get speeding on surface streets, it is seriously a thing in California. It makes no damn sense to me...they honk and flash their headlights, finally get around me (I'm doing the speed limit or 5 below) just for us to all sit at the same damn red light 30 seconds later. I just shake my head and laugh, why are they in such a rush to sit at a red light?

On the highways, I go no slower than the speed limit and try to go with the flow of traffic.

[–] raglan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fastest one to the light gets to text longer.

[–] ShinyVoater 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

5 below

Little pisses me off more than idiots who refuse to go the speed limit. If you're too scared to drive, don't.

[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

you do it every single day.

You joke, but there are people who literally commute to a job everyday.

[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It’s a road where only workers drive on it. 2 lane, very crowded, and full of redlights. Same people same trip. Literally you cannot miss the lights. Just can’t. Doesn’t stop these jackasses from trying. Everyday same futile attempts at getting by the traffic.

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