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[–] BigMatteson 1 points 44 points (+45|-1) ago 

But don't bring your Bible or pray before you eat lunch or your fired.

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[–] DefenderOfTruth 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I keep my Bible at my desk. Sometimes it’s nice to take a break and read some verses.

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[–] BigMatteson 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

I take several such breaks a day. It keeps me saner than any prescription drug ever would.

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[–] Eualos 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Do you do it 5 times a day though?

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[–] boggle247 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Not at my workplace. We say prayers to Jesus christ at company luncheons. If people don't like it they can quit.

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[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 2 points 29 points (+31|-2) ago 

Complain to HR. Tell them you're offended

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[–] IGiveZeroFucks 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

HR doesn't exist to help the employees.

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[–] Stayedclassy 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

If only people understood how true this statement is.

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[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This. HR exists only to protect the company from lawsuits. At best they will hang you out to dry as soon as it will help the company. More likely they will actively sabotage you because you aren't the type to sue the company, and without that threat, they have no corporate purpose.

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[–] Mortifera 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You got that fucking right.

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[–] Kleemin 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

tell them you are offended as a Muslim. then your a fire-proof and they fag shit goes away.

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[–] green_man 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is a bad idea, you'll be placed on an HR shitlist which you absolutely do not want to be on.

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[–] Korinthian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Tell them its demisexual erasure.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Wear white every day.

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Except Wednesday, or black everyday but Thursday.

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[–] 1HepCat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Missed this thread. My comment from below:

M, T, Th, F

Guess they've already claimed white on Wednesday. You'll need an alternative .

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Damn. I missed the white on Wednesday.

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[–] flaxom 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Pretty gay tbh

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

You can't use gay as an insult anymore you faggot.

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[–] BigMatteson 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Stop using faggot as an insult, nigger!

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[–] 13142854? 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Looks like you are being sexually harassed and shamed.

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[–] mrgreenjeans9 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

"aromantic awareness"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romantic_orientation#Aromanticism

"One of the attributes of aromantics is that despite feeling little or no romantic attraction, they can still enjoy sex." so...casual sex is an orientation now?

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

They make it up as they go. Don’t try to apply logic to it.

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[–] Gumbatron 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's a giant spectrum. .... of mental disorders

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[–] ninjajunkie 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I think they're talking about the sex where the girl doesn't know if it was rape or not until later.

Edit: Niggers over there in Africa, in their mudhuts, they're the niggest.

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[–] Its_ok_to_be_white 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Dress up as a Muslim and ask if they've ever seen the view from the roof.

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[–] dayofthehope 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

You either have to partake on this faggotry, or you are an enemy to them. How long can you continue to tolerate working in a place like this?

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