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[–] iswallow 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Still waiting for those nature pics... Upload them quickly so I can stay inside

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[–] cyks 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] TheodoreKent [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Where's the trash? You live in some backwards third-world country that can't even generate garbage?

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[–] belphegorsprime 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is that a person under a picnic table in the second one?

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[–] Troll 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

You remind me of me sometimes. I decide to stay out of Voat for a while, go to nature, sit in the shade of a large tree on a beautiful sunny day... and just keep on thinking of a nuclear war, the end of humanity, incoming American Civil War, the bloodbath that will break up the EU and why the kikes need to be gassed if we are to survive as a species.

Good luck on your road trip, and don't forget the have a blunt, it eases the stress of modern living.

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[–] elitch2 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I like to think about those things as I use my backyard range.

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I want to get me one of them someday. Unfortunately, the military has me in a state that is father left than Karl Marx.

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[–] Damnpasswords 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I would, but it's nigger shooting season, and since they hold their guns sideways; I might end up getting hit

Edit: Seriously, the fuckers just ventilated a four year old that was half a block away

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[–] GoatyMcGoatface 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Get out of there

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[–] Damnpasswords 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I remember when it was safe here. Any murder made the front page. The town hasn't even gotten any bigger, the liberals just imported niggers and now gunshots are a nightly occurrence. The police claim we don't have a gang problem, just groups of people that dislike each other.

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[–] elitch2 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Don't dox yourself.

Coon hunting season is always so exciting.

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[–] Caesarkid1 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

>Be me.

>Work all day.

>Outside half the time at work.

>Get home.

>Do yard work.

>Landscaping.

>Take shower.

>Eat.

>Exhausted but play with kids anyways.

>Sex with wife.

>Sleep.

>Wake up, go to work.

>Fuckoff on Voat and see this.

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[–] TheodoreKent [S] 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Post a picture of your wife's tits.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

TIL DDG is a good bdsm porn engine when you have safe search off and search for "tits in a cage" or "bird tits in a cage".

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[–] KatHarzso 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You could always post a picture of your landscaping :)

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I suppose I could sometime.

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[–] TheodoreKent [S] 4 points 7 points (+11|-4) ago 

I will tell you what to do.

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[–] TheodoreKent [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Trying to figure out the best way to publish it.

It is not a book I want my real life friends and family to know about. It is very dark. Also, it will be published under the name Theodore Kent, as Voat is the only audience I care to share it with.

I am setting up a shell company to hold the copyright, so I don't inadvertently dox myself, and then I guess I will publish the ebook on Amazon. I don't particularly want to use Amazon, but it is honestly the best and easiest option currently available.

If you have any other ideas or suggestions, I am all ears.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck, good luck! All the authors I know have noting nice to say about their publishers. Well... either of them.

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[–] RKGIV 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just publish it on toilet paper so you know it won't go to waste.

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[–] pessimisticsteel 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This past weekend. Did some shrooms with the new gf.

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a4fb5c6e93/119295.jpg

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[–] Germ22 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I just got back from a ride on a local river. i shall post a few pictures.
Do you have a preferd sub you want them posted in?

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[–] TheodoreKent [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just use v/whatever.

I'll upvote it.

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[–] Germ22 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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