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[–] TheodoreKent 1 points 34 points (+35|-1) ago  (edited ago)

You really shouldn't be gendering Xir before you have even had Xim, what if Xee turns out being a Xhe?

Congratulations though, I wish you all the Happiness in the Xhworld!!!

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[–] Ashra [S] 3 points 15 points (+18|-3) ago 

How dare I use xir's penis to gender them!!!!!

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[–] illuminalto2 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

You guys are ridick-ulous.

I know, I'll be here all week.

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[–] Longstride77 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I make this joke to my wife. She hates it.

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[–] SkrutinizeYou 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

May he be a masculine child. Congratulations.

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[–] Ashra [S] 3 points 30 points (+33|-3) ago 

Raising him to eat his fruits, vegetables and well sourced meat. Raising him with a father. Raising him to know that SJWs and their ilk are batshit insane, morally bankrupt, pandering, walking diseases (literally and figuratively) when he is ready. Raising him to be proud to being a man. We are excited.

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[–] Le_Squish 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Don't forget to be a model of what a good woman is supposed to be so he doesn't grow up to waste his life chasing whores.

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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Homeschool. Congratulations & Thank you.

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[–] 1488HailFireRain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is what a mother should be.

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[–] dias17se 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Look at the downvotes, fucking shills

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[–] ArchmageMordenkainen 2 points 18 points (+20|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Girls

On my Internet

What is this madness? But in all seriousness, congratulations to the two of you.

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[–] Ashra [S] 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

Hahaha yeah, some of us exist :)

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[–] Workman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I guarantee you there is a more equal ratio of men to women on Voat then Reddit.

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[–] rapedbyanape 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

Bish

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[–] BentAxel 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Congratulations

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[–] Atko 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Congratulations! I hope all goes perfectly well, and I'm looking forward to seeing him become a voater :D

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

WTF? A wild /u/Atko appears...

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[–] Ashra [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wow! A personal note from the man himself!?! I must screenshot and print this for the baby book! Thanks so much Atko!

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[–] dias17se 7 points 13 points (+20|-7) ago 

Is it white ?

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[–] Ashra [S] 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

yessir! 97.5% white American (supposedly I am 5% Native American according to a genetic test but my family has no knowledge of where/how/when this is possible)

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[–] toobaditworks 3 points 24 points (+27|-3) ago 

Because leftists run those tests and add in things like that to get you have white guilt. I'm surprised they didn't say you're also African.

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[–] Warnos44 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My husband and I were supposed to be at least 5% native american, neither of us came back with any. I'm 100% north euro, and he's a mix of euro.

Maybe you got mine and I got yours xD.

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[–] dias17se 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

They faked that 2.5$%, they do it to het us riled up

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[–] marvin_nash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I am 5% Native American

Sure, ok Pocahontas (just kidding, Congrats)

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[–] lord_nougat 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

No. At this point it's more foetus meat colored.

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[–] zyklon_b 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

are you gonna name it Tyrone?

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[–] KatHarzso 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Damn it, thats the name of our future black baby.

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[–] zyklon_b 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

When you gey down with anool we will have us a baby nigger

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[–] Pumbadog 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Awesome congrats! I have a little boy who is almost 2. My wife and I are expecting a girl in november!

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[–] Ashra [S] 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Congratulations! I wish you and your family all happiness!

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