People keep accusing me of being a paid shill. I think this speaks to the professional quality of my shilling, but I have yet to be paid a dime for it.
So I'm asking you guys. Where do I sign up to be a paid shill? I am available to shill on any and all topics and I will take either side of the debate. If you're having trouble figuring out what kind of shilling you need to advance your agenda, I will help you clarify your shilling needs and develop a professional shilling program for you.
What more could you ask from a paid shill?
So don't waste your time and energy shilling for your agenda. Pay me instead and get the professional paid shilling work you need to get the shilling results you want today!