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[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lol, coming unglued. Time to add a little pressure.

E: https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig

Wow, just wow... Want to read a anti-Trump narrative? They are all here... even "kids in cages" lol.

E2: This guy is a hot mess. I can't stop laughing. https://voat.co/v/whatever/2594936

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[–] liftwizard 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

look at that profile pic LOL hipster beard and soy eating grin because OF COURSE.

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[–] olltre 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

that is the most iconic soy boy picture ive ever seen.....came to the comments for this

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[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I hope he pulls a "Bourdain" while wearing an Ewok costume sometime in the near future.

Look at his twitter profile pic, 100% soyboy fear grimace in full effect. Bet that beard is covering up a nearly non-existant chin.

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[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I never understood having a long ass beard.. I mean, have you never been in a real fight before? That shit is a handle connected to your fucking face.

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[–] kevdude 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The ewok costume is key.

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[–] RationalRaven 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No, no just leave him alone until Trump wins in 2020, then he'll Bourdain himself.

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[–] Lord_Oprah 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good verbiage

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hashtag #WendigGo

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[–] thatguyiam 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

That dude is taking thrice the perscribed dosage

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

OTOH I bet someone who wasn't retarded could get a lot of shit done utilizing the same dosage.

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[–] stationJO 2 points 14 points (+16|-2) ago 

The rebels won in return of the Jedi. There was no need for any of what they did in the force awakens as it made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Something tells me they had a multi-billion dollar script from Lucas then butchered it out of complete malice for star wars and to damage Disney on purpose. This stinks of industrial sabotage.

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I still want to know why the Empire is so "evil". To me, they're fucking peacekeepers who have been hassled since their founding by violent terrorists calling themselves "rebels". Is it because their leaders use the "dark side"? Why is the "dark" inherently evil? Luke strangled people with the Force- was that "evil dark side"?

All of these questions and more- to be completely ignored in favor of making a new "space Nazi" faction. Will we ever be told why they're evil? The way I see it, they're just the survivors of the rebel attacks on the last Death Star. Two death stars blown up, with MILLIONS of people onboard, including civilians. So when they retaliate with their super death star, and blow up four planets, I see that as 100% justified until these assholes drop this "good vs. evil" bullshit.

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[–] stationJO 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They could have started the first new film with Solo commanding on the bridge of a sleek star destroyer or had one of the skywalkers go sith. Anything but the nazi narrative for sure. Luke commanding a imperial fleet attacking a perceived threat to the new republic of sorts could have brought up all that crazy moral ambiguity and lust for power. Imagine if the opening scene was a "good guy" in charge of a bunch of storm troopers going to war because of a new rebellion. I'd watch the fuck out of that.

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[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I remember one of the extended universe novels I read as a kid had a scene where an Imperial official pointed out to the Rebel-favoring child he was talking to that the Empire wasn't just lolevil, but actually performed the functions of a government(he gave a list, but I don't remember the items. I've never read anything set after Return of the Jedi, but I'd imagine the death of Palpatine would trigger a similar process to the USSR's De-Stalinization.

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[–] TheUltimateQuakerII [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

so evil

It wasn't in the old EU and, if anything, it was gray. Palpatine and Thrawn had established The Empire due to the threat of a powerful Zerg like alien invader species called the Yuuzhan Vong. The old Republic was corrupt as hell and crumbling and Palpatine knew it wouldn't survive. Thus he militarized and industrialized.

And it's true, the Empire only cracked down after rebel thugs (composed of various smugglers/pirates/terrorists) kept attacking/bombing planets, murdering non-combat crew and civilians, and even posioning civilian medical centers and bacta (which was for both military and civilian use).

What's funny is that the Rebels actually blew up the Imperial Planet of Byss b cause the civilians there were pro-Empire

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[–] TheWorstImaginable 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

they use fear and subjugation, povery, slavery. there are many reasons why the empire is shitty.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

People that fear free speech and want to put a stop to it sure do exercise their own free speech a lot.

It isn't as if any Hollywood crap was going to get the money of the millions of people they can't stop abusing anyway.

Oh and that guy is on a bi polar manic high.

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[–] littul_kitton 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh and that guy is on a bi polar manic high.

Good call! All of this was posted in two hours starting at 4 a.m. This guy isn't a Progressive crusader, he's in the throes of mania.

This totally changes my opinion of him. Instead of being annoyed by him choosing to turn his brain off, now I have empathy for his failing brain getting glued to seductive propaganda.

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

this dude lost his mind, this is the kinda salt I've been missing since the election

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I’ll bet he was sobbing like a little bitch on election night.

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[–] InternetUser 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If you don't uncontrollably utter "FUCK NIGGERS" at least "twice a day" you're probably of dubious judgment anyway.

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[–] Rawrination 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I say fuck you to the CIA at least twice a day. Also calling them nigger-kike-faggots :D.

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[–] whatisbestinlife 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

his guard isnt up and hes exposing his bias with little or no meat behind it. show this to your children. ask them to pick out what is wrong in this person's argument. ask them if calling someone a "dipshit" is a good political move. ask them if "tone policing" is ok for anyone to do.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The inventor of the slow speed space chase knows no bounds!

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