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[–] PuritySpiral 0 points 71 points (+71|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hey guys, I just thought I'd come clean and admit that I'm a communist. I don't think the workers should own the means of production, I don't think that there is anything wrong with being bourgeois, I don't believe in equality, I think that the owner of a company is totally entitled to higher pay than their employees, I think that Karl Marx was completely wrong, and that real communism has been tried and failed. But I'm totally a communist, so you should consider me to be a spokesperson, representative, and authority figure of the movement.

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[–] analfaveto 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is exactly how lefties stole the word "liberal" about a century ago. Then real liberals had to create a new word to differentiate themselves from fake liberals -- that word being "libertarian." Now that people are catching up to "liberals" not being liberal at all, they're after the word "libertarian." We can't let them take this one.

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[–] Kill-Commies 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They would love to take the libertarian party, convince everybody that libertarians have no ideology. Then they can get a bunch of people who don't agree with each other anywhere in policy except for what the kikes pay them to support. Which is of course not too different from what we have now I suppose, but it could always be even worse.

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'll fight you!

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

Even saying "fight me" violates the nonaggression principle.

This guy is clearly a Marxist, because he thinks objective reality can be changed if we change the definitions.

This is (ironically) exactly the kind of lunacy Ayn Rand spoke of in "Philosophy: who needs it?"

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Even saying "fight me" violates the nonaggression principle

Recreational nuke time!

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I prefer to use them prophylactically.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Wow.

What a concept!

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[–] badruns 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Worth the read? I've only read Atlas shrugged from her and tbh while I agree with the sentiment, the entire book was technically one big strawman with the weirdest romance subplot I've ever encountered.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Have you read Anthem? If not, maybe put on the list. It is a quick read and I personally liked it better than Atlas Shrugged or The Fountainhead. It's why I attempted other books by her in the first place.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Philosophy, Who Needs (the book) is a collection of essays and speeches, so it escapes the weirdness involved in making a philosophical treatise into a narrative novel. I've started it, and I'm enjoying it, but I'm not getting through it very quickly.

Here's a link to the speech by the same name that's the first chapter in the book.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes, because it's super short. It's just a speech she gave to a graduating class at West Point.

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[–] AmaleksHairyAss 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

This guy is clearly a Marxist, because he thinks objective reality can be changed if we change the definitions.

You should probably look up the word "Marxist" before you use it in a sentence.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Tell that to the people going around claiming to be Marxists.

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[–] Crensch 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

I'm a chair and I

-Don't have a back

-Don't have armrests

-Don't have a place for you to sit

-Don't have 4 legs, or any legs, for that matter

-Can't stand up on my own

-Don't have any function whatsoever that would suggest I'm a chair

Fight me

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

My mother always told me not to throw rocks at cripples.

But my father told me to "aim for the head". Challenge accepted!

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[–] Livelongdiefree 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

HAHAHAHAHA! Thank you.

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[–] Improbablyanasshole 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So.. Trans-Chair then?

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[–] middle_path 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

fight me

I would, but I don't want to get splinters.

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[–] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Fight me? Not a fan of the non aggression principle either i see

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

He's a hypocrite. Says he hates guns (violence?), but supports BLM/Antifa (violence). Commies are cunts.

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[–] ArchmageMordenkainen 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Fight me

Glad you said that, it won't be an NAP violation when we throw you out of the helicopter.

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[–] BigMatteson 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I wouldn't waste the fuel. I also just got 1000rds of Tula .223 for under 20cpr so I'm flush with 'problem solvers'.

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[–] ArchmageMordenkainen 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

TulAmmo

Better shoot him twice to make sure it takes then, if you picked such an anemic loading.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Confused LIBRARIAN with LIBERTARIAN.

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[–] Darblade 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But wouldn't a librarian know what a libertarian is?

I think "liar" is the word you're looking for...

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[–] Gringojones 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Liberaltarian?

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

He's one of Sargon the Afraid's Liberalists.

Have you even read Loki?

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[–] o0shad0o 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Communists have been trying to take over the term for decades.

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[–] con77 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

fuck fight you. I'll just cave your skull in and be done with it

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