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[–] daskapitalist 2 points 24 points (+26|-2) ago 

Sammiches being made without asking.

Boyfriends still have to say "please" and "thank you" for sammiches.

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[–] Areuyiddingme 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I don't have to ask. The sandwiches just appear.

Should I marry this one?

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[–] daskapitalist 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

You put a ring on that unicorn!

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[–] lord_nougat 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Yes!

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ta fuck are you doing, still reading these replies? You're right on the cusp of making it. Go get her, dumbass.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This guy knows!

Heck, she ASKED me if I wanted a sandwich today. I did say yes. It was a good sandwich too. Husband privileges rock.

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ever try mayonnaise mixed with siriacha?

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[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

hahaha