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[–] Empress 5 points 167 points (+172|-5) ago 

Don't give girlfriends wife privileges. And ladies, don't give boyfriends husband privileges.

Glad you dumped her. She may have sent the break up text (smh) but you knew what was going to happen. Onward!

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[–] mostlyfriendly 1 points 64 points (+65|-1) ago 

Don't give girlfriends wife privileges. And ladies, don't give boyfriends husband privileges.

This is really the most excellent thing I've read all day. Perfectly stated.

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[–] GassyMcGasface 8 points 15 points (+23|-8) ago 

What are husband privileges? Paying for stupid shit, "My worst", their in laws, saggy tits? I'm baffled by this new concept.

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[–] daskapitalist 2 points 24 points (+26|-2) ago 

Sammiches being made without asking.

Boyfriends still have to say "please" and "thank you" for sammiches.

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[–] Empress 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

It's a similar concept of women not accepting expensive gifts from men that they're not engaged to. You don't want to take any resources from a person that you're not married to as it could bind them up; for men financially and for women usually emotionally. The idea is to treat the other person with the utmost respect and to make sure that person isn't devalued in any way because of your relationship. Women shouldn't leave men financially drained and men shouldn't sleep with another man's future wife.

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[–] elitch2 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Sex. Duh.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Husband privileges has always = physical relationship.

I am teaching my children that anything beyond hand holding is inappropriate without a wedding date set. They know why. Real world examples are always used in our discussions.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Milk; cow; etc.

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[–] frankenmine 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

OP's (then current, now former) girlfriend attempted a privilege escalation attack, but OP's firewall was properly configured and stopped it.

Relevant: https://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/definition/privilege-escalation-attack