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[–] Empress 5 points 167 points (+172|-5) ago 

Don't give girlfriends wife privileges. And ladies, don't give boyfriends husband privileges.

Glad you dumped her. She may have sent the break up text (smh) but you knew what was going to happen. Onward!

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[–] mostlyfriendly 1 points 64 points (+65|-1) ago 

Don't give girlfriends wife privileges. And ladies, don't give boyfriends husband privileges.

This is really the most excellent thing I've read all day. Perfectly stated.

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[–] GassyMcGasface 8 points 15 points (+23|-8) ago 

What are husband privileges? Paying for stupid shit, "My worst", their in laws, saggy tits? I'm baffled by this new concept.

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[–] daskapitalist 2 points 24 points (+26|-2) ago 

Sammiches being made without asking.

Boyfriends still have to say "please" and "thank you" for sammiches.

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[–] Empress 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

It's a similar concept of women not accepting expensive gifts from men that they're not engaged to. You don't want to take any resources from a person that you're not married to as it could bind them up; for men financially and for women usually emotionally. The idea is to treat the other person with the utmost respect and to make sure that person isn't devalued in any way because of your relationship. Women shouldn't leave men financially drained and men shouldn't sleep with another man's future wife.

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[–] elitch2 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Sex. Duh.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Husband privileges has always = physical relationship.

I am teaching my children that anything beyond hand holding is inappropriate without a wedding date set. They know why. Real world examples are always used in our discussions.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Milk; cow; etc.

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[–] frankenmine 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

OP's (then current, now former) girlfriend attempted a privilege escalation attack, but OP's firewall was properly configured and stopped it.

Relevant: https://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/definition/privilege-escalation-attack

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[–] lexsird 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

Tell us the truth, did she get fat?

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[–] Poopandawater [S] 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

yes, very fat

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[–] lexsird 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Women doesn't seem to understand the equation of 'how fat they can be' to 'how much shit we will put up with from them'. Fat bitches aren't getting away with shit. Ever. They're lucky to even be around. Fuck that, get out of here fat bitch.

In online dating men fear fat women while women fear serial killers.

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[–] Alpha_Voat_Protecter 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

From the state of that text message, I wouldn't be surprised if the $700 charge was from "trying to buy everything on the candy shelf at the local Wal-Mart" rather than from some random tablet.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

You did the right thing man, what an entitled bitch. (And given that retarded message she wrote it sounds like she may have taken the money she got from you for her education and spent it on something else, LOL).

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[–] Lynch_Tree 5 points 12 points (+17|-5) ago  (edited ago)

All women are entitled and want to be taken care of, regardless of whether they admit it or not.

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[–] daskapitalist 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago 

Fortunately the good ones know to return the favor, which works out well. Strong relationships are a partnership.

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[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

All women are entitled and want to be taken care of, regardless of whether they admit it or not.

this is true

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Absolute truth.

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[–] Schreiber 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Never cooks dinner or cleans

Why would any man not run away when he discovers this trait in a woman?

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm not a maid, but I've got a powerful oral fixation. ;)

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

High soy intake?

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah she does sound like an uneducated spilled15 year old

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[–] kalgon 1 points 36 points (+37|-1) ago 

Nothing of value was lost

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[–] Motoko 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Except the thousands he paid for her education

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[–] AvariciousNose 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

And time. Time is worth more..

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[–] no-hurry-no-pause 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That money was lost when he paid it, not when she left.

If somebody cant find out a way to finance his higher education on his own, thats a great hint that he shouldnt have it in the first place.

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[–] meowmix56 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Except maybe the dog. I'd like to know who got the dog

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

The most important issue here.

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[–] Sokaff2 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Its hilarious watching women try to play the victim card while being in the wrong, "what if I had an actual fucking emergency" ...you were going to take $700 that didn't belong to you and were warned...nice try.

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[–] Alpha_Voat_Protecter 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

What if I had an actual fucking emergency?

  • Car breaks down in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere. No cell service, and no one around for miles. Credit card is worthless.

  • Car breaks down in the city. Cell service available and people nearby. Credit card not necessary, since boyfriend (and working credit cards) only 1 phone call away.

  • Power goes out throughout the city. No stores able to connect to servers. Credit card still worthless.

  • Involved in terrible accident or doctor finds test results demanding immediate surgery or an emergency medicinal response. First thing the hospital does is contact family and loved ones. Credit card still worthless.

I can't think of any "fucking emergency" she could have been in where the credit card would have been actually necessary, but I can think of several where it would have been completely pointless.

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

You forgot one. .. emergency tablet purchase. Hurry, it's an emergency before he cancels the card!

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Her emergency is looking like a fool because her card doesn't work infornt of her "friends"

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[–] goytoynamedtroy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

THIS.

Don't let your girlfriend cuck your wallet.

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[–] Jagon 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

there are little emergencies. you can always get cash with a card. With you voaters its always all or nothing. The world doesn't need to end to call it an "emergency". That bitch spending 700$ isn't an emergency for sure tho, that we'll agree.

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[–] primaryappellation 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Why the fuck who you extend a line of credit to someone you're not married to

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[–] Poopandawater [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

lesson learned. I did it because I was showing in good faith I was a good man and a hard worker and a provider. I wont make that mistake again.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That's not really a mistake. Your mistake was thinking that she was a mature adult who could be trusted. Find a woman like that and you can demonstrate your manly qualities with glee!

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[–] beece 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

And this is why you are a good man: " I wont make that mistake again." RIGHT ON! PS, married 38 years, wife makes more than me. We have a joint account for joint bills which she pays. (ie, house bills like electric, water, gas etc) Her bills are hers (her car her insurance , new purse etc), my bills are mine (my car my insurance new guns and more ammo etc). Works great.

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[–] prairie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why the fuck would you extend a line of credit to someone you're not married to at all?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"It's only money; how much damage can she cause?"

Famous last words. The answer is: LOTS! It's still just money, but still.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 5 points 15 points (+20|-5) ago 

Good job, man. I would never be with a woman who didn't have her own money and I damn sure wouldn't have a woman who didn't clean or cook. Fuck that. Those aren't women, those are dick whores looking to get all they can get.

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[–] Like_it_is 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

And when there is no more to get, they don't just move on, they go into psycho mode and try to destroy you.

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I still don't understand where this psycho mode comes from. They're not content simply parting ways. They have to utterly destroy the man with dragged out divorce proceedings, and rape and child abuse accusations.

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[–] midnightblue1335 5 points 5 points (+10|-5) ago 

I would never be with a woman who didn't have her own money

Ah, so you're one of those "To hell with gender roles!" types, then? You think all women should be in the workforce alongside men?

I damn sure wouldn't have a woman who didn't clean or cook.

Ah, so you're a traditionalist who believes that women are at their best when maintaining a home environment?

You sir, are an enigma. Why does your woman have to have her own money? Wouldn't you rather provide the resources she needs in exchange for her devotion and her putting hard work into raising your children and keeping a good household? It's one thing to date an entitled broke bitch who believes that because she lets you put your dick in her, you owe her ALL OF YOUR MONEY; there are actually women who are grateful to have a strong provider.

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[–] Alpha_Voat_Protecter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He said "didn't clean OR cook", not "didn't clean AND cook".

He wants a woman who works (or, maybe, a woman who has wealthy parents), but he still wants her to at least do her share of the chores around the house (i. e. if she cooks, he wouldn't mind cleaning, or vice-versa).

Alternatively, I could be wrong, and he could be a weird incel who is acting as lazy and entitled as the SJWs he claims to hate.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm all about trad women. Believe me. They should be at home. My wife was home until the kids became a certain age. After going back to work my wife still handled everything in the mornings and was home before the kids in evenings so it all works out.

Ah, so you're a traditionalist who believes that women are at their best when maintaining a home environment?

Indeed.

Why does your woman have to have her own money?

When we first met. Had she been unemployed I would've never got with her. Its just my policy after dealing with fucking mooches who want me to pay their bills.

Wouldn't you rather provide the resources she needs in exchange for her devotion and her putting hard work into raising your children and keeping a good household?

I did after she had our children and stayed home with them. Of course.

there are actually women who are grateful to have a strong provider.

There probably are. After being with so many who just liked spending my money I started looking for women who already had a job or whatever.

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[–] Kingbee 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

My wife is paraplegic and she still manages to cook and clean and have a full time job that earns more than any job I started my company. When I meet women who talk about not having time to do all these things, I know that it is just women who don't want to do these things.

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

U knew if you shut it off Debbie would have to pay it.

This bitch has problems, she doesn't understand that SHE needs to be the one to pay for HER things.

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[–] allsprk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nah, it's cause debbie lost the bet.

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