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[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

LOL nice. My grandpa and my dad both have a long history of saying that kind of thing. For years my dad tried to convince me that there is a particular kind of cow called 'sidehill gougers' - their legs were shorter on one side of their body so they preferred standing on hills because then they could be level. I never quite bought it but I always wondered where he got it from, until I heard my grandpa talking about these cows and then I knew. Dadding level over 9000 right there. Man, I miss my grandpa! He was awesome.

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[–] 12862844? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Mine used to say 'You Jewing bastard!' or 'Are you trying to Jew me?'

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Can't fit a five pound turd in a two pound bag.

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[–] 12865095? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Mine went crazy early and died recently. Yours sounded like a lovely man.

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[–] con77 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My Gramps once said " A whiskey glass, and a womans ass, made a horses ass outta me!". he was a player in Detroit during prohibition.

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[–] Asvnoyi 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

When my dad was bored with something that he really didn't want to be involved in, like carrying mom shopping, and you asked him if he was enjoying himself he'd say, "Son, I ain't had this much fun since granny shit in the kitchen floor and let us young'uns slide barefoot in it."

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[–] isol8 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

your grandpa sounds like a cool dude. one of my grandpas just randomly hurls insults at random people for no reason and gets mad when they get mad.

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[–] Ta1co1ma1 [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My grandpa was a great guy. Lived through the great depression and was on the beach at Normandy. Went on to be the city treasurer.

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[–] thelma 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Of what German town?

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[–] thelma 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Who is buried at the cemetery? all of them