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[–] Monteblanc 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

If these are your words, bravo. You are good at this.

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[–] koduu 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Really makes me think why is he so invested to this. I sense a former potter fan :D

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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I have nothing to add to the conversation but this

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[–] HarlandKornfeld14 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

An exemplary shitpost. Absolutely exquisite.

These movies were especially popular among the mentally ill, who felt a deep connection with the insane ramblings of a homeless woman.

That was my favorite part.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You want an even sadder story?

Look into E.L. James background. A fat retarded english teacher with a deviantart account and a fetish for Edward Cullen.

Specifically 'Master of the Universe' - A twilight fan fic.

Which got re-ghostwritten for $50,000 and became the worlds fastest selling best seller thanks to being flat out porno for women and proving that a vast majority of women get off on rape fantasy and being beaten up.

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[–] primaryappellation 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

*without actual physical consequences

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[–] KatHarzso 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It was good story when I was a kid. As a kid. I tried re-reading as an adult to see if I'd love it as much as I did as a kid? Nope. So.. stays in my happy memories of my childhood.

Now... I read that entire post and was entertained. Good on you.

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[–] srgmpdns 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Agreed- I read most of the first book as an adult- it was lying around and all the kids loved it- I thought it was much better than the stuff I read when I was 6-10.

I don't hate them, but it seems they didn't get better as the series went along.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Goddamned, dude. A++

*standing ovation*

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[–] Oh_Well_ian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is awesome.

Easily the best shitpost I have ever read on Voat.

Can you do one on the Marvel movie series and Disney Star Wars?

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They are both jokes that write themselves.

The best kind.

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[–] Whitworth [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I’ll keep it in mind. The mood has to hit me just right.

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[–] ConquistadorCoronado 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Better writer than jk rowling.

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