[–] SeanBox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wear sunglasses at night because the sun never sets on a G.

[–] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

“...So I can, so I can See the light that's right before my eyes”

[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

G.

[–] lesshateplz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I wear my hat so I don't have to brush my remaining hair... helps protect my brain from the mind control waves. ;)

[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ask donald for hair advice. He knows people who know people.

[–] thelma 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My hat holds my brains in.

[–] oftotc 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ahem. Allow me a moment on the soapbox, if you please? Some of us may be folically challenged and find the jet-steams of air-conditioned atmosphere uncomfortable year-round. What do? My head gets cold ;-)

[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you are cold then its ok, as you are not accessorizing. Tho note that Bruce Willis would call you names.

[–] oftotc 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bruce Willis would call you names.

Just another benefit. ^Everyone would have fun with that ;-)

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Don't be a pussy about it?

[–] oftotc 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

[–] Ta1co1ma1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Who cares if someone wants to wear a fucking baseball cap indoors. Seriously why would this even bother you? I personally don't wear hats ever at all but I can't imagine something like that getting on my nerves. It sounds like you're creating reasons to upset yourself. Maybe chill out a little bit.

[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Literally why would you do that? If your not cold, and you don't have the sun in your eyes, and you are not sponsored and required by contract to wear it....why the fuck do you do it?

It cant possible feel better to have an additional clothing on you than not have it. So there is only one answer. You.....are..........accessorizing. You are a "man" that is accessorizing. Accessorizing is for women. How soy can one get? We must shoot the soy with a gun.

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is exactly correct. It's like the men that wear necklaces or watches. Who the fuck are you trying to impress? The world would be better off if these men were either gassed or castrated and never reproduced.

[–] Ta1co1ma1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It just sounds to me like youre a whiner and let things get to you too much. I personally just don't care about things that don't affect me directly. Can you logically explain to me why someone wearing a hat indoors would evoke emotion in you and upset you, or why you would even spend time thinking about it? I'm actually just sincerely curious.

[–] elitch2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Agreed. Fucking savages.

[–] I_Would_Gas_You 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What's wrong with either of those things? If you can stand wearing a fucking beanie during summer that's just impressive

[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You can also survive swimming in a cesspool of a public shitter during summer. Impressive?

[–] I_Would_Gas_You 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes. I imagine throwing up and drowing in human waste would hapoen to most

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

If you wear a hat indoors you deserve to get gassed. Fucking degenerates

[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Agreed.