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[–] YouveSeenTheButcher 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

UK Discovers Cure for Paranoid Schizophrenia

The UK discovers the cure for paranoid schizophrenia by making the paranoid hallucinations of those who suffer from the devastating mental illness, a reality.
"We have cured this life destroying illness! I'm proud to say, there are no longer any paranoid schizophrenics in UK." The Secretary of State for Health ethusiastically declared at last night's press briefing.