[–] TestForScience 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

That’s going to be an extremely short ceremony.

[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Maybe they will have a dance off?

[–] SChalice 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

or shoot out?

[–] BentAxel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[–] clubberlang 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Player h8trz bawl

[–] Optional_Reading 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This is the most likely option

[–] Sharmouta 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

You forgot about (((affirmative action))) they probably have as much as others.

[–] Gorillion 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, blacks don't like homos and trannies. They won't be invited to these back of the bus events.

[–] Cat-hax 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well they give awards out to everyone even if they failed

[–] door_ 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I feel like Harvard is the joke of Ivy league schools at this point.

Sort of like the UK, they can't be taken seriously.

[–] altaccounttwo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think they threw in the towel after the kenyan incident.

[–] BentAxel 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Id never trust a graduate from there now.

[–] SChalice 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bush graduated Harvard

[–] ComputeGuy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I feel like Ivy League schools are a joke at this point.

[–] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Hopefully they can find a venue that will seat upwards of four people and their families.

[–] GutterTrash 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

They do not have to worry about seating for BOTH parents for obvious reasons.

[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

maybe they can work out a Graduation release type of deal? they do it for work release, I don't maybe a guarded day pass? I'm sure they can work something out.

[–] Alopix 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Imagine all of the "cousins" turning up hoping for free food though

[–] Optional_Reading 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

All the white and asian support staff should enjoy a hard earned day off.

[–] weezkitty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How much will break without them?

[–] Optional_Reading 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The event wouldn't even get off the ground.

[–] Schreiber 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bathroom segregation would be fucking great next...

[–] culofiesta 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As a former resident of Boston, I can tell you most people don't think much of Harvard. They think a lot of themselves, which is why everyone dislikes them. They aren't even best of the Ivy League (that goes to Princeton) and they alienate themselves from the community, refusing to participate in most local Boston collegiate competitions unless they are running things (except the Beanpot, which they usually lose anyway). They also buy up blocks of the city just to be dicks.

They're not even the best school in the Boston area. That goes to MIT

[–] 12778482 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This. Harvard is a triumph of branding over merit.

[–] Karbuster 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

grabs popcorn

Lemme know when the bullets start flying

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gon be dancin and singin and we gon do a Soul Train line like in the tv.

[–] goyphobic 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This is from a couple years ago.

[–] PraiseIPU 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

[–] ruby_tuesday 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I guess that means they'll graduate one student every 7 years then?

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