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I was in the infantry, all male(or used to be) work environment, and we had nontechnical names and terms for things that were not offensive to the all male work force.
One time I had to do a detail with soldiers that had females in their midsts. I forget exactly what we were doing, but let's just say we told one of the soldiers to go fetch us the donkey dick, and they were oblivious as to what we were asking for because they had come up in the PC side of the Army. Us being infantry had no clue what they called a donkey dick, and we reached an impasse that required one of our guys to go find the donkey dick, but we were working on their equipment, with their people, so no one fucking knew what we were talking about. It took someone finding an old timer NCO, who had been around before their MOS had become politically correct to explain to both sides what a donkey dick was and why the younger soldiers had no clue what a donkey dick was, because they weren't allowed to use that type of language anymore.
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I wonder is FUBAR still around? what is the new version? Frequently Used Begin Applying Repair? I wasn't in the military and it will still always be Fucked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition, and this is from someone that is mid-thirties.
Yeah, FUBAR and FNG were still in usage, at least in the infantry.
"Tits up" - easy to remember term for which way batteries go in all military equipment. I wonder if the PC side of the house would be allowed to say that though.
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I was in the infantry, all male(or used to be) work environment, and we had nontechnical names and terms for things that were not offensive to the all male work force.
One time I had to do a detail with soldiers that had females in their midsts. I forget exactly what we were doing, but let's just say we told one of the soldiers to go fetch us the donkey dick, and they were oblivious as to what we were asking for because they had come up in the PC side of the Army. Us being infantry had no clue what they called a donkey dick, and we reached an impasse that required one of our guys to go find the donkey dick, but we were working on their equipment, with their people, so no one fucking knew what we were talking about. It took someone finding an old timer NCO, who had been around before their MOS had become politically correct to explain to both sides what a donkey dick was and why the younger soldiers had no clue what a donkey dick was, because they weren't allowed to use that type of language anymore.
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I wonder is FUBAR still around? what is the new version? Frequently Used Begin Applying Repair? I wasn't in the military and it will still always be Fucked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition, and this is from someone that is mid-thirties.
[–] SexMachine ago
Yeah, FUBAR and FNG were still in usage, at least in the infantry.
"Tits up" - easy to remember term for which way batteries go in all military equipment. I wonder if the PC side of the house would be allowed to say that though.