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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 4 points 40 points (+44|-4) ago 

Alcohol is poison. You're probably young and healthy enough to not feel the full effects of the poison, but they're there.

Stop while you still have the willpower.

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[–] BrutusMaximus 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

Stop Drinking Now: Allen Carr's Easy Way

Best book ever.

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[–] RonBennington 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

I read his book to stop smoking and it worked for me and several family members. You just brightened my day. I struggle with alcohol and never knew this existed. Thank you

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[–] Empress 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

^ Such a great book.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] 1quickdub 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It dulls the pain of this dystopian life

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Exactly what a hamplanet would say about Big Macs.

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Anything is poison in big enough quantities. There are studies that a small amount of drinking actually improves health. Especially with something like wine. The trick is not be addicted or overconsume

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Anything can be poison in big enough quantities.

Avoid Water! Avoid Air! You might have too much!

Fuck off with this jew factoid.

Drinking actually improves health, especially wine.

I'm sure the AHA sold you this propaganda. They also say coconut oil is bad, so fuck them in their jew buttholes.

trick is not to be a dick ted or over con sum e

Thanks sherlock-shabbos.

Your comment added nothing except disinfo, why even type it?

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[–] Kill-Commies 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Alcohol damages your DNA and that of your decedents, alcoholics are enemies of their own people.

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Drinking water, eating food, and just generally existing in the universe destroys DNA too. It's not something that lasts forever.

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[–] GAS_THE_ALCOHOLICS 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago 

No worries. I'll be here whenever you need me, buddy.

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[–] revfelix 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Name does not check out.

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[–] auto_turret 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Kek

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[–] undertheshills 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

with a beer.

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[–] The_Laughing_Storm 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Just came out of rehab a few days ago. I feel better than ever.

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuck yeah, stay clean. :D

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[–] SweetChicken 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good for you brother. I am 8 months sober now. Feel better than I ever have

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[–] fuckyourownface 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

just wait. itll wear off and youll soon be back to reality

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[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

Have a shot on me

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[–] cultivated_ignorance 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If you drink too much alcohol you will die of alcohol poisoning, and if you drink too much water you will die of water poisoning. Everything in moderation. Except moderation which you should do all the time. That's why I only shoot up after five in the afternoon and not on consecutive days.

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[–] Fagtardicus 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

moderation in moderation is an impossible paradox

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[–] Waiyu_Dudat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Everything in moderation is decidedly unmoderate.

Many things in moderation, avoid some things altogether, occasional binge for a reset appears to do wonders long term.

Living a life entirely moderated will be just that, moderate, predictable, and eventually bland. One can embrace chaos temporarily without altogether losing order.

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[–] QueenCuntaria 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Everything in moderation, including moderation

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[–] lorlipone 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Trust me. It's a trap. Keep it up and you'll modify your brain to where you NEED it.

I never thought it would happen to me, but it did. Be Careful. (or better yet, just don't drink that shit.)

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[–] Throwawayyy1207 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

2 years sober and only 28 years old. It's easier the earlier you try.

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[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I quit drinking around 26 as well. I was just over it. I never really liked it anyway, it felt like I was poisoning myself, so maybe I'm not a good example.

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I quit for all of 6 weeks when I was 32. Was doing good, thought I'd treat myself. Haven't been dry since.

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[–] Empress 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Truth right here. Catch it while it's still manageable.

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[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I found that joke funny. Lighten up ffs.

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[–] SocksOnCats 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I’m 47 and Russian-Irish. I come from a double line of extreme alcoholics (my dad drank 32oz of straight Beefeater’s gin, every single night, for about 40 years. My mom did 1/3 to 1/2 a bottle of vodka every night for nearly as long. Dad died in March at 81. Doctors had no idea how he stayed alive as long as he did. Mom is still spry as fuck at 80.

I’ve always had a high tolerance, but recently I decided to get back in shape. Changed my diet a little, started getting some exercise. And then I noticed I wasn’t getting drunk anymore. Now, I don’t mean I wasn’t being affected by alcohol, but after half a bottle of bourbon I wasn’t getting that happy fun silly drunk feeling. I felt completely sober except a little slow (really not much) and my stomach would be upset. Figured out it was dangerous since I could drink so much and think I was okay.

So I stopped, for the most part. Maybe a short drink about every two or three weeks, maybe less. And I feel pretty okay.

I know this post is a joke, but alcohol is seriously shit for you. Use it in moderation.

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[–] ados 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

thanks for the story. I wonder how fatty his liver was drinking so much.

I'm stopping drinking due to health reasons as well as not spending so much money. However, that's a hell of a lot of liquor your Dad drank!!

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[–] SocksOnCats 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ya it was a lot of liquor. During the height of his drinking our family could have purchased a new car every year with the money spent on booze. It was nuts.

But I watched it with my own eyes. He’d drink 5 or six jelly glasses full of gin every night. My early life was pretty weird and often terrible. Doctors all thought it would kill him but ultimately the 50 years with cigarettes did that through COPD.

So I can drink a lot too. And I just decided “alcohol has never brought me money and (my consumption) has never gotten me laid, so what in fuck am I doing?” And ultimately I feel better for it.

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