I thought I was the only one who had this idea. Yeah, I'm moving to the South! And I am bringing all my cats with me!
Like the rest of the stiff upper lip rust belt liberals like myself, I am getting tired of half my paycheck going to taxes. That's OK though, it's the government taking the money so they must be doing something good with it, government is the good guys. Yeah. I just want them to tax someone else, not me, so I am moving down South where the taxes are lower!
The only problem is I am not sure about those southern gun yahoos, I will have to organize and get some gun laws passed when I get down there. Also expand those gun free zones. And while I am at it, why isn't the good government more involved in people's lives in the south? Well, no problem there, when I get there I am going to try and fix that! I want more schools, more free shit. I want someone to tuck me in at night and tell me I've been a good boy, and who can do that better than government? Aren't you Southerners lucky to have me coming down there to fix things? Here I come!