[–] jewd_law 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If they let this loose in L.A. all the people will disappear lol.

[–] MeowMeowFuzzyface 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is pretty awesome; what's dismaying is that scientists of any merit express surprise. We see adaptability for survival time and time again. Great news for the supposed Pacific Garbage Patch.

Probably break down into methane; watch somebody come out and screech to ban the enzymes.

[–] drozzxd 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Only the assault enzymes

[–] Armpit_and_Ass 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

In two years after they turn it loose in the Pacific, they'll announce that it breaks down plastic into AIDS.

Whoops! Sorry!

[–] lissencarak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That seems kinda dangerous.

Oops! Now anything plastic can randomly start decomposing!

[–] poptical-illusionist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dude! Where's my car!

[–] MeowMeowFuzzyface 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

could weaponize it

[–] prairie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Time-release capsule in ever product, one day after warranty expires.

[–] notaspy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Whew! Beats actually having to cut down on plastic use.

[–] derram 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

https://archive.fo/lkhy0 :

Scientists accidentally create mutant enzyme that eats plastic bottles | Environment | The Guardian

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