[–] Warhymn 1 points 100 points (+101|-1) ago 

Coward didn't put his or her name on it I see.

[–] TestForScience 1 points 38 points (+39|-1) ago 

If they’re this much of a little bitch in the first place, I imagine he knows exactly who wrote it.

[–] BUTTHOLE__EMPRESS 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Definitely a fat soccer mom ... probably with some stickers herself.

I'd not want an NRA sticker on my vehicle, they can find out I drive with a TAC-14 on my lap when they try to mug me :)

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 4 points 35 points (+39|-4) ago 

That's the mark of a jew

[–] IsaacGoldstein 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Oy vey. I would never lie about my Christianity.

[–] brandnewset 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

For Eternity, in comic sans.

[–] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Jew punches you in the face as they cry out in pain.. jew wants to take you guns behind their armed gaurds... fucking jews

[–] GlobalSouth 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I came here to say that.

[–] Nonchalant 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Came here to say exactly that, fucking coward. "How about you come and take them?"

[–] peacegnome 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

just like everyone who believes the marxist indoctrination, they only attack when they have a pack of people against a few.

[–] Arcsmith 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

people who hate guns are going to take guns HOW. crazy people who say global warming is science also say more than 2 genders WHAT more crazy Final insult these same folks say DJT is mental.

[–] awshidahak 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, cause they're afraid of the "crazy NRA guy".

[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 66 points (+66|-0) ago 

Get another sticker and put it right next to the first one. You don't even have to say anything, they'll get the message and it will be hilarious if they try explaining their 'assault' to anyone else.

[–] Somecowsspeakhuman 2 points 41 points (+43|-2) ago 

Just get a couple and stick them on random neighbor's cars.

[–] Things_Stuff 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Don't do this. We need to be the shining example that we want to see in the world. remember, we have the 2nd so that we are inclined to reason and be democratic, not nefarious and authoritarian like the individual who wrote the letter.

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[–] BlueDrache 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I would appreciate the gesture, but would shoot you for vandalizing my car.

[–] PeeNutButtHair 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Turn their letter into a sticker.

[–] ThunderrCunt 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Yup, laminate the letter and put it on the Jeep next to the NRA sticker! Let all your neighbors know about the loon coward living among them. Also a GOA membership and sticker could be a good follow up as well.

[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Send a copy of the letter to the neighborhood, along with a complimentary NRA sticker of their own.

[–] ibepokey 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

or blow up the letter to a readable-from-a-distance size, and put it in the front yard, right by the sidewalk.

[–] BaldMiscreant 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I suggest a naagr "come and take them" sticker.

[–] 2nddammit 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Read windshield decal ftw.

[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

A giant one...like the Fig Newton sticker in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

Something like this - https://kek.gg/i/83qZW8.jpeg

[running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

[–] PrettyBigDouche 5 points 43 points (+48|-5) ago 

Fake and gay and faggoty.

[–] Grunge 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

the crazy hill billy redneck part made it too obvious

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago 

I've encountered many citytards who say shit like that so I believe it

[–] NoRagrets 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Not the Comic Sans?

[–] toav 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's from at least 2013

[–] obvious_throwaway1 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

This is when you start holstering a pistol and slinging an AR-15 over your shoulder and hanging out by your mailbox all day making phone calls.

[–] The_Prophets_Profit 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Sitting out front with a shotgun and some beer.

[–] BaldMiscreant 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Depending on the town, this could be inciting panic charges. Use your best judgement.

[–] Chiefpacman 2 points 33 points (+35|-2) ago 

I’m fine with a funny fake scenario like this, but this is trying too hard.

And Christians are your friend. I’m sure most of the NRA identities as Christian. Don’t try to throw them under the bus too.

[–] Trash_Panda 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Liberals are notoriously anti-Christian. The only brand of "Christianity" they accept are ones in which all of the dogmas are stripped away and you basically just do whatever the fuck you want.

[–] Somecowsspeakhuman 5 points 3 points (+8|-5) ago 

There are plenty of liberals who are christian. Thinking that all X are Y is the same trap that the two party system has us in. For example, I want abortion to be legal, and gun rights to be protected to the extent that anyone introducing bills that violate the 2nd will be prosecuted for treason. Goddamn everything-must-fit-in-one-of-two-baskets mentality.

[–] Arcsmith 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lesbian pastors were the rage in the UCC years ago.

[–] Chiefpacman 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 


Jesus is no different from Muhamed to them

[–] 0fsgivin 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

There are actually a deccent number of Anti-Gun Christians. Actually, you do realize there are liberal churches right? Pretty much all of the black ones. And yes even quite a few white liberal churches as well.

I take it you havn't been to many churches have you? Hell, There will always be a very liberal democrat or two in every church even if most of the congregatiion is conservative and vice versa.

[–] Chiefpacman 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I’ve been to lots of churches. Not all the black churches are a liberal hub. In some scenarios, the best blacks are the ones who subscribe to Sunday service.

Not sure what you’re point is other than to try and get a dig in at churches. They’re not perfect and some have big flaws, but power to people who go.

There are actually a deccent number of Anti-Gun Christians. Actually, you do realize

using “actually” twice that quickly, followed by “you do realize” is annoying

[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

From the context, it doesn't appear he was talking about the fake Christians you're pointing out.

[–] Derjuden 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

"Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."

[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

ya know, i have two swords. i should start wearing one around town.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Only two?


[–] Sakusha 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think it's telling that, after giving the apostles that direction, Jesus told them not to use the very swords he told them to purchase when he was about to be captured and murdered unjustly.

"And, behold, one of them which were with Jesus stretched out his hand, and drew his sword, and struck a servant of the high priest's, and smote off his ear. Then said Jesus unto him, 'Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword. Thinkest thou that I cannot now pray to my Father, and he shall presently give me more than twelve legions of angels? But how then shall the scriptures be fulfilled, that thus it must be?'" (Matthew 26:51-54)

He wanted to make the point that he was going through with it willingly, despite having the capacity to resist.

[–] most 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

So you either wear a purse or you're naked. Either way, I don't want you around.

[–] Arcsmith 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I can't even buy a bullet with my metallica t.

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Anybody who uses comic sans is mentally unstable

[–] Arcsmith 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

is it a font???

[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

RUserious? It's both a font and a joke. Try an internet search for: comic sans meme

Also, welcome to the internet.

[–] GumbyTM 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I like this idea.

Send a copy of the letter to all your neighbors explaining that you have someone who want's to deny people their right to defend their children but that your real concern is that they use comic sans and must be mentally unstable.

It's a classy way to publicly shame them and comic sans awareness is no joke.

[–] wesofx 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Is that Comic Sans?

[–] BurqaFart 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yes, good ol' Comic Sans. Reads more like a joke.

[–] Arcsmith 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Comic Sans is that loosely translated , without comedy????????????

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Someone who really cared would not use Comic Sans.

[–] awshidahak 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My guess is they wanted to use a "friendly" font to supplement their criticism.

[–] undertheshills 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

First thing I saw, this is likely bullshit.

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