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[–] CantBuyPersonality 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Used to do that, but as I got older I started losing.

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[–] AutisticMemeocracy 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Then you need to play the dangerous game of "is it diluded enough for the next person not to notice...?", because you don't want to flush again.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It's my house, I don't care lol

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[–] whatisbestinlife 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

the best is to get it timed exactly with the end of the flush this gives you enough time to hear if your tank is going to fill and stop filling allowing you to go back to sleep.

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[–] CantBuyPersonality 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Mind reader.

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[–] tendiesonfloor 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Did you know that men can also benefit from Kegel exercises?

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[–] harddrive 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah I do that shit all da time.

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[–] 6and7eighths 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

same here. F old age

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[–] zak_the_mac 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

"Tincleton (TINK-ul-tn) n. A man who amuses himself in your lavatory by pulling the chain in mid-pee and then seeing if he can finish before the flush does."

  • The Deeper Meaning of Liff, by Douglas Adams (of Hitchhiker's fame), and John Lloyd.

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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

A new twist on the shitpost, the pisspost!

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[–] watitdew 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I like to start peeing and then back up from the urinal as far as I can and then race back before the power of my stream starts to wane.

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[–] Native 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Had a buddy in college who used to do that

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Heh thats like a horizontal verion of what we used to do in high school, going into the stalls and trying to piss over them.

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[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That's playing on easy mode, now do it while taking a shit.

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[–] YoHomie 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Pregnant black chicks should do that while giving birth.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

How could the autistics over at 4chan have missed such an obvious ploy?

https://imgoat.com/uploads/6657d5ff90/95990.jpg

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[–] gabara 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How fast does your wife swallow it?

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[–] Skeeterdo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I do that too. I usually lose.

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