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[–] PuttsDad 2 points 32 points (+34|-2) ago 

I was in the basement and noticed his Casio server was fucking filthy. Am putting all 4MB of RAM through the dishwasher. Hopefully that'll help.

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Best satire account ive ever seen

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Yeah I've played along with him before. He's pretty funny.

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[–] chrisman01 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if this site is actually just a BBS message board with a Reddit skin.

On the other hand BBS was smoother than this.

...I need to hook up my Ti-99/4a again.

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[–] kevdude 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Like, with a cloth?

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[–] DieselBustersYes 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Just shove a club sandwich down @PuttItOut's mouth. Put some meat on those bones.

Maybe a second one along with a stick of 128 ram from a windows 95 computer.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

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[–] kneo24 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I bet he tried smacking the top of it like some old TV.

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[–] bluntripkin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

the technical term for that is " an impact adjustment "

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[–] o0shad0o 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Percussive maintenance."

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I prefer a good, old-fashioned kick.

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You have to count to 60 before plugging it back in first...and you can't plug the router in until the modem is completely booted.

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[–] MadWorld 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

..modem

Putt was upgrading his 56K dial-up modems... And we are back in business!

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Is that what it was?

lol

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sweet, sweet 128K ISDN!

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fucking capacitors man.

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[–] Goathole 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

and I thought I was an asshole......

Holy shit, you deserve a trophy. Nice job!

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[–] lexsird 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

These Deep State Alphabet Agency Voat updates are getting noticeable. Welcome to being in some deep fucked up database where we'll all end up in a gulag once the guns are gone.

On that note, I'd like to say fuck niggers and jews and they all must die.

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[–] kevdude 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

we'll all end up in a gulag once the guns are gone.

Meh, if they have my guns it means they killed me to get them. Which in the people's republic of CT is not so far fetched. Fuck I really need to move out of the northeast.

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[–] lexsird 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You don't win wars by dying. If they come, they get the 'decoy' guns, live to use the stash of guns to kill many many many more of them than what you'd pick off when they come prepared for you.

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[–] heygeorge [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Not sure if retarded, joking, or potential third option. :D

I'm going to go with humour.

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[–] lexsird 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Humor, we'll need it. I think they'll throw the shills in with us just for good measure and to watch the red meat get torn to pieces for entertainment. After all, you can't trust those who would turn on their own kind. Two birds, one stone cage.

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[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What's the problem

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[–] DrunkViking 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes I did. But nothing changed. FU.

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