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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The next revision could also deploy fried chicken countermeasures, to take care of the other 5 nogs waiting in the bushes to pounce.

[–] fl3x 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Built-in fried chicken launcher? That sounds like a do-no-harm approach. Can we go with Watermelons? They're nice and heavy.

[–] Mint_Chocolate 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Watermelon cannon would be better, just get them right in the ribs with it.

[–] Fambida 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well, in order to preserve the chicken for health reasons, we'd have to freeze it after frying.