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[–] rndmvar 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Bugfixes in version 1.1b:

  1. Pedestrians in the middle of the road are now avoided by slowing, and moving around.
    1a. Pedestrians that move to place themselves in front of the vehicle are accelerated over, and a notification is sent to the nearest morgue.
    1a1. Suggestions that a Darwin Award locator beacon be dropped on the pedestrian are under review at this time.

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The next revision could also deploy fried chicken countermeasures, to take care of the other 5 nogs waiting in the bushes to pounce.

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[–] fl3x 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Built-in fried chicken launcher? That sounds like a do-no-harm approach. Can we go with Watermelons? They're nice and heavy.