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[–] ll0O-O0ll 0 points 56 points (+56|-0) ago 

What niggers do to the English language could be a sooned to be a another hall of costs

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[–] picman 1 point 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

another hall of costs holla cost

FTFY

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[–] mrnicegoy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

oh yes, like in the Kang Jamal bible, timez wuz crazy n sheeit.

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[–] Crensch 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Kanglish?

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[–] BigFatDaddy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Somebody needs to make v/niggerisms.

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[–] Whitemail 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Niggers didn't even create more than 1000 words to use in their own languages.

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[–] ll0O-O0ll 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's hard to have more than 1000 words without written language. But what's more damning is how rudimentary their languages are.

Where European language can convey complex thought and ideas, Wakandan language cannot.

Where we would say 'there are coconuts half way up the tree, and some near the top'

Wakandan would say 'coconuts up tree'

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[–] ForTheUltimate 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

worthless is fine. being bad is not.

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[–] White-Supremacist 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Worthless=burden

They are both worthless and bad in a majority.

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[–] 11976054? 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

wtf, I've never seen this one. I will put it on the list:

your / you're
their / they're / there
then / than
it's / its
here / hear
affect / effect
through / threw
know / no
could care less
could of (could have)
should of (should have)
a soon (assume)

Sad times.

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[–] Chimaira92 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Only the last one is nigger phrasing though.

The others come from how fucking stupid the english language can be sometimes.

For starters the first 8 of your examples are correct spellings of words just used in wrong context.

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Especially because it's / its breaks the normal rules for possessives and plurals.

Affect and effect have very similar meanings so it's understandable where those come from.

Could care less has become a colloquialism at this point.

It is a little shocking people confused "know" and "no" but I guess this very submission should kill all doubt

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[–] MyNameIsMud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Course coarse

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[–] projection 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It might only be pronunciation, but are you onto ask/ax?

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=jHZwOqLrF2M

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[–] thebassdude 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As a native Southerner fascinated by local & regional dialects (we have tons to choose from in a relatively small area) I've noticed that the should of / would of / could of thing seems to center around North Carolina. I've used would've should've could've all my life too, but Tarheels seem to have a problem when putting it on paper. Also where I'm from, we love compound contractions. A couple of my lifetime favorites are wa'n't, a contraction of wasn't, and ha'n't, a contraction of hasn't. There is a very subtle difference between the way you pronounce ha'n't and hadn't, but the difference in tense is clearly understood if you grew up hearing it. What's important is to know how to write it correctly.

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[–] BigMatteson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

As a native Best Carolinian, I can confirm, but also reaffirm that my mom was the original Grammar Hitler and would gas me if she ever caught me using 'could of', 'a soon', or any other regional anomalies.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Damn, that almost sounds like some pretty expert witch doctorin!

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[–] Adolf__Fitler 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So I guess we can a soon that Aegon either cleans toilets for a living, or he's an NBA star.

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[–] juicedidwtc 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

probably just a professional welfare recipient. no shekels left for paving roads this month, Aegon needed a new pair of beats by dre

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[–] 11977237? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't correct him. That would be considered racist, I a soon.

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[–] scrimmmy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

sheeeeeiiittt!

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[–] ForTheUltimate 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

lack of self-awareness if you think assuming shit is bad.

You wouldn't get out of the bed if you waited to get all the facts.

I wish.

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[–] Gumbatron ago 

Probably a good idea to get out of bed if you need to take a soon shit too

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[–] ForTheUltimate 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

risk dying if you don't know all the facts man. plus that guy will hate you

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