So my son went to a movie with his friends. Another parent dropped them off and I picked them all up. Kids all load up in my car and I have a seat belt check, everyone but Kyle.
"Hey Kyle, buckle up."
"Why don't you just drive safe?"
"I will, but I still want you buckled."
"Why worry about it then?"
"How about a compromise? Ok everyone, do we all agree Kyle is a total badass?"
Everyone including the girl I think he was trying to impress sarcastically announced he was a total badass.
"Put on your fucking seatbelt."
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[–] madmardigan 4 points -2 points 2 points (+2|-4) ago
Terrible dadding. Respect my authority! Kick Kyle's ass out. Tell that kid to get laid on his own time.
[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Thats a legit approach too. But the trick is to make the kid look like the asshole while making yourself look cool.